Whatever you're on, I'd like some of it

good LORD THAT PARISE TRADE IS BAD LOL.

What are y'all talking about Parise is the goat.

Normally Id agree but this kind of drug must be on the level of Krokodil for anyone to think it makes sense. So I'd pass if I were you.

oh my god. All 3 gm's would get fired on the spot. Benning would get fired, and hired again just so he can be fired twice if he trades a first for Stalock. Geoff Molson would grab Bergevin by the collar and punt him out of the Bell Centre into the St. Laurent river.

Honestly though, those trades are awful. All 3 teams hang up on the spot.

The Drugs Inc. episode on Krokodil was absolutely horrifying. It took me 4 tries before I made it all the way through it.

Montreal and St. Louis should say no.

I am not sure Benning can do anything to get fired, apart from drafting Boeser and Petterson, what has he done that hasn't been largely stupid?

you are nuts if you wouldnt trade a first for stalock

I know he's a. great goalie and is honestly worth more than a 1st round pick

The Suter trade isn't absolutely terrible because a St. Louis 1st is probably 25-31 overall, but taking on Suter's twilight years at $7.5M is risky. I wouldn't do it if I were St. Louis.

The other two are really bad though. Vancouver pick is likely a lottery pick.

i'm not even gonna touch that Montreal trade. Jesus Christ.

Suter will never waive his NMC, and you're dreaming if you think the Wild can get anything more than a cap dump for Parise, let alone a 1st AND a fantastic prospect. Vancouver also says hell no, I love Stalock but in reality he's probably worth around a 4th round pick.

If this is what helps you sleep at night, go ahead.

yeah this is a train wreck. either drugs, never watched hockey before.... or both.
MTL is lowkey rebuilding so why trade picks and prospects for an average Vet?
VAN is rebuilding too, they have Demko and DePietro coming up.... why trade a lottery pick for Statlock....?
STL declines too. just cuz you lowballed the other two, they counter with a 7th for Suter to match your logic here

When I was young and a drug user, we took drugs to make us happy. These trades by Muggo just depresses everyone around him. Don't know if the drugs he's taking makes him happy, but if he keeps it up, he'll be alone on CapFriendly.

Troll post...i hope, this can’t be serious. ?

You have been drinking Flint water haven't you?

Stalock 4th or 5th at best certainly not a 1st.

You’d have to pay someone to take Parise his contract is so bad.

Man I went to a Wild game a couple years ago, and the fans didn’t seem anywhere near this bad

No I'm serious

Then you will always be disappointed because you have completely unrealistic set of player value. ??‍♂️

im going to let you in on a secret. I like making unrealistic things to make people angry.