We were crunching some numbers = I were crunching numbers and you were stealing the clout

Last year. And the year before that.

Colorado and Tampa were such juggernauts.

We were having a well rounded convo about hockey for once

Happy lottery day

I've been preparing for the crushing disappointment of losing the lottery again

If I had to predict what happens to the Habs at the lottery, we either fall to 6, or move up to 2

Canucks want Bedard. Bedard wants Canucks. Just make it happen Gary

Bedard wants to be on a playoff team (capitals)

Caps will be a lottery team next year

What is bro talking about.


Bmac said that he will making some big moves this offseason much like he did last year and they worked out great, we are cup contenders tbh

Not sure how you’re going to go from 8th last to a contender when you have limited assets to use for trade

Bedard wants to be a in dc. His name Has Connor. We have a Connor McMichael. His last name starts with B. He loves backstrom. hence he is going to dc

"please Gary manipulate my balls"

(no homo)

not having 10 million injuries next year is a start

edit: also not having a coach who has both thumbs stuck up his ass

Just think, a few years from now:

Gaudreau - Bedard - Laine
Johnson - Sillinger - Dumais
Chinakhov - Jenner - Marchenko
Kuraly - Voronkov - Danforth

NIGHTMARES. PERSONIFIED.

Nah this is better

Reichel Bedard Nazar
Hayes Dach Raddysh
Savoie Guttman Anderson
Kurashev Johnson Robinson

Henrique-Bedard-Terry
Mctavish-Zegras-Pastujov

I want:
- the Canucks to win the lottery cus they never have won it before and they are overdue + Bedard seem to be a fan of the team and I'm fond of the idea of players getting drafted by their favorite teams
- CBJ to win the lottery cus a super talented superstar like Bedard is something the team has never really had before and that poor fanbase deserve it
- Yotes to win the lottery for similar reasons as CBJ (and it'd upset a lot of hockey fans actively hoping for their relocation, which would amuse me)

I wouldn't hate it if Sharks or Ducks won it cus they are just regular teams going through their standard, inoffensive rebuild.
I wouldn't hate it if Caps won it either cus I don't harbor any particular malice against them and it'd be cool to see Bedard playing with Bäckström and Ovechkin. Besides the Caps are gonna be mediocre for most of Bedard's tenure there (like McDavid in Edmonton) so they wouldn't automatically become a dynasty by having Bedard.

I'd hate it if:
- the Blackhawks won the lottery cus they're a garbage organization and I've never liked the team much anyway.
- the Flyers, Blues or Red Wings won the lottery cus I've always disliked these teams. especially the Flyers
- Habs cus I've never liked them and I'd hate for them to get a do over right away from selecting an obvious bust in Slafkovsky at #1 the year before (i'm sure this take won't age badly at all)

here's JFresh's survey for you all to take if you haven't yet: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdYuyNmjOMeG5yXVzuL34MrJ0ttxKUq2Xva7CRShimdtstlLg/viewform

You know, I think the only team I would hate getting Bedard is Washington, they don't deserve another franchise talent, I would rather Chicago and Vancouver don't get Bedard due to them being bad organizations ( of course lobbing Vancouver with Chicago is slightly unfair, Vancouver isn't as bad )

We will be a cup winner what are you talking about. It’s injury’s that’s the issue

We haven’t gotten one in 15 years

Don’t try to tell me that Kuzmenko-Pettersson-Bedard wouldn’t be the best line in hockey

Ovechkin-Bedard-Wilson >

Who is going to play defense on that line

Bedard going to the Ducks would give them one of the best young C cores in NHL history

Imagine your a rebuilding team and u got

Bedard
Zegras
McTavish
Gaucher

Basically u better not **** that up lul