buffalo and isles decline

Not your worse one with super lopsided trade
But Georgiev QO is 2.65M
No way Josh Manson signs here
No to three RHS on the first line
Now EDM STL SEA definitely decline
Feels like BUF too
NYI is fair because Lou is the GM

Isles downgrade in player and pick don’t see why they would say no here honestly

Sabres decline. KA believes Levi is the goalie of the future, they aren’t trading down and giving him up.

This trade makes no sense for Islanders. Islanders trade the 13th and Beau for Anderson and 26th. Anderson is older, makes more money for a longer-term, and scored the same amount of points (pro-rated) as Beauvillier. Meanwhile, Beauviller had a career-worst year. Additionally, the Islanders would move back 13 picks. MTL would get a better pick and a player that is younger, cheaper, and has better output. Shouldn't the Habs be adding?

Please make it stop @ God

Blues don’t do that, binner isn’t a cap dump and Gallagher won’t really fit into our lineup

Oh boy ROFL that Sabres trade is so bad i actually dont have the vocabulary any more to let you know how insanely horrific that is

Youre too kind

Yeah Buffalo declines emphatically

Blues decline. We have no need or room for Gallagher

Anderson had 32 points in 69 games. Not sure where he has this value, even any positive value

Some truly awful but predictably horribly one-sided trades here. You've gone from the demonstrably questionable Anderson-and-26th-overall-for-13th-overall idea to adding Beauvillier on the Islanders' side. Here are some simple numbers that are born out much more forcefully by analytics:
Beauvillier over the last two seasons: 122 games, 27 goals, 62 points, 16:50 ToI
Anderson over the last two seasons: 121 games, 36 goals, 56 points, 17:14 ToI
Plus, as @TheHebrewHammer points out, Beauvillier is younger and his cap hit is 75% of Anderson's.
And even if you want to argue that Anderson is a better player than Beauvillier, because in your eyes only he is, that doesn't get you from #26 to #13.
Then there's the Buffalo trade, by which you think the Sabres would take on Jeff Petry in return for moving back from 9th overall to 13th overall while giving up Devon Levi. Being a Montreal fan and apparently a Quebec native, I would have thought that you'd have more insight into how the Sabres operation works.
And the idea that St. Louis would give up Binnington when Husso might not re-sign there and simultaneously taking on arguably the worst current contract in hockey is truly breathtaking. And that's without even considering the first-round draft pick!
You've outdone yourself here.

That Buffalo offer is an abomination

Take Beauvillier and the #13 out, and the Isles accept.

What pray tell is even slightly realistic about this Blues trade?

Something that is labeled "slightly realistic" is also "mostly unrealistic", so "completely unrealistic" isn't far off.