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The Toronto 🇨🇦 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃 literally 👋🏻, and that word 📓 is overused 🅱 a smidge, but 🍑 literally 👋🏻 gave 👑🎁 up ⬆ 50 💵 shots 🔫, at home 🏡, to a team 🐒 that played 🎮 last 😍 night 🌙, and that would be embarrassing 😳 enough 💦 on 🍆💦 its own. On 🔛 its own, that would be unacceptable ❌✋🏼. On 🔛 its own, you 👈 never ❌ believe 🌈 that that team 🐒 would a) make 💘 the playoffs or b 😎) do anything 😯 in them!

Oh 🙀, but 🍑 we're just gettin' 💯 started 💢. That's ✔ not even 🌃 the worst 👹 part 🕷🍆💦, are you 👉 KIDDDING ME!? THAT'S ✔ NOT EVEN 🌃 CLOSE 😚!

THE TORONTO 🇨🇦 MAPLE 🍁💦 LEAFS 🌿 LOST 🏳 AN ACTUAL 🚟🍆🤔 NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏒 LEAGUE 💯 GAME 🎱 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊, WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!!!

Forget 🤔 Game 🎮 7 ❗ in 2013 😂😍🤣, in 2018 🎆, in 2019 😊😃🍃, WOW 🙀 THEY GET 🔟🔙 HUMILIATED A LOT 💯! Well 😤, FORGET 🧠🤔 ALLLLLLLLLLL OF THEM...THEY JUST LOST...TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THE TEAM 🐒!!

"Whoa ⭕, whoa 👀😮, whoa 😮, whoa ⭕. What are you 👈 yelling 🗣 for? Can't 🚫 you 👈 appreciate 👌 what a great 👌😍👍 story 📚 it is? How cool 😎 it is? This guy 👨🏻👲🏻👨🏻‍🍳 is getting 🔟 to live 🐙 his 👋 childhood 👦 dream 😴💤! This is the coolest ❄ thing 📴 ever 😠! He 👥 gets 🉐 called 📞 into an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🎮, and not just with a couple 👰 seconds 🕐 left 👈, with half 💀 of an actual 🤔 NHL 🏒 game 🏅🎮 left 👈, and he's 👨 gotta 👉 defend 🛡 it? He's 👨 gotta 🔫✌🏼 defend 💪🏻 a lead 👑? That is truly 💯 the stuff 😝😘👌 of scripts 📜. You 👉🙋🏼‍♂️ gotta 👉👈 put 😏 that in a movie 🎥, you 👉 could sell 💸😭 that to Disney 💖 tomorrow 📆🙌. That's ✔ incredible 💩. How don't 🚫💢 you 👉🙋 feel 😁 good 👌 about 💦 that? Come 💦🍆 on 🔛."

Because in the movies 🎬🎟🎭, it would be a lot 🍑 more exciting 💦. In the movies 🎥, the team 👥 shooting 💥🔫 against 🚫 the emergency 🆘 goalie would actually 🤔 SHOOT 💥🔫!! But 🍑 in real 💯 life 💓, in actual 😳 reality 😍, . It's a lot 💯 more boring 😒 than that. They just don't 🚫 do anything 💰! They're 😜🙅 the Toronto 🦖🏙🍁 Maple 🍁 Leafs 🍃🍀.

I 👁 wrote 📓 a book 🎒📚, a full 🌝 book 📚, about 💦 my Leafs 🍃 fandom 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ called ☁ "This Team 👥 is Ruining 😡 My Life 💓". And I 👁 wrote 📝 this BEFORE ⬅ they followed 🛐 up ☝ a four-nothing win 🚫🏆 against 🚫 Sidney Crosby 👮 and the Pittsburgh Penguins 🐧🦉 with a LOSS ❓☝ TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦, AN EMERGENCY 🚨 GOALIE WHO WORKS 💼 FOR THEM!

I 👁 feel 😜😱 like 😄 this video 📹 coulda 🚗 ended 🔚 a few minutes ⏰ ago 😅. That's ✔ it isn't it? That's ✔ it, we're done ✅ here! They lost 😏🏳 to a 42-year-old zamboni 🤘😏😑 driver 🚗 who works 💼 for thehehem...

They're 👨 the BIGGEST 😍 joke 😂🤡😡 in the National 😺 Hockey 🏑 League 💯 dude 😎. The biggest 😍🙄 joke-NAME A BIGGER 😳😲 JOKE 😂🤣 IN THE NATIONAL 🇺🇸 HOCKEY 🏑 LEAGUE 🎟🏀, you 👈 can't ❌. "Oh 🙀, the Oilers 🛢🤖 and how they-" The Oilers 🛢 are doing fine 👌👷, I 👁 don't 🚫 know 🤔😍 if you 👈🏻 noticed 👀 this, but 🍑 they don't 🚫 actually 😳- they don't 🚫 cry 😭 when 🕐⏰ times ⏰ get 🉐 tough 💪🏼 anymore 😭.

"The Buffalo 🐆 Sabres?" Well 😦, hey 👋, they haven't made 👑 the playoffs in a while, the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres, they-they do lose 🏳 a lot 🍑 of games 🎮 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 they.

But 🍑 you 👈 know 🤔 what the Buffalo 🐆 Sabres haven't done ✅ is LOSE 🏳 TO A ZAM BONI DRIV ER 🅱!!

In their final 👆 game 🎱? Their final 👆 game 👾🎮 before 😂 the trade 💸💳 deadline ⛔🛑? If Kyle 🛀 Dubas was a smart 🤓 fan 🙌, he'd 🧠 throw 👐🏿🙆🏻 his 💦 phone 📱 in a volcano 🌋 right 👌 now. I 👁 don't ❌ know 🤔💭 how you 👈 don't 🚫 trade 💸💳 every 💯 player 🎽 on 🔛 the roster, eh-vuh-ry player 🎮 on 🔛 the roster after 👀 a game 🎱 like 😄 that.

"Oh 😳, typical 😂 Toronto 🇨🇦 media 💦, oh 🙀 their fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️, everyone's 👦😳 so tough 💪🏻-"

YOU 👈 LOST 💸 TO A ZAM BONI DRIVER 🚗😜!

I 👁 don't 🚫 wanna 🙏 talk 🗣 about 💦 how this market 📈 or this fanbase 🔫 or whatever 🙌 is tough 😢 on 🔛 this hockey 🏒 team 👥 ever 😠 again ❌😬, eVVVVErrr aGaIn 😬. Are you 👈 joking 🤣😅😂 me?

This team's 🐒 gonna 🔥 lose 💔 games 🎱, any team 👥 is gonna 🔥 lose 🏳 games 🎮🏈. This team 🐒 has weaknesses 👋👶🏻, any team 👥🏰 has weaknesses 👶. This team 👥 is literally 👋🏻 built 👷‍♀️ on 🔛 its offense 💩💯, and it just lost 🏳🎢👲🏾 to a ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 👊!

Who wants 😋 this team 🐒 to make 🖕 playoffs right 👌 now? For real 😍, like 😄 you 👈☝🏻 wanna 🙏 watch 👀 the rest 😪 of this season 🙌 (gonna 🔥 take 💅 a quick 🏃🏻💨 aside 😤 for the obvious 🙄 oof 😵 there before 😂 continuing ⬆). Leave ◀🍃👷🏻 a comment 💬 below 👇, were any of you 👉🙋 at that game 🎮? I 👁 felt 😁 like 😄 I 👁 was slowly 🐢 watching 👀 20,000 😧😱 people 👫 STOP ✋ BEING Leafs 🌿 fans 🤡, live 🐙 in person 👫.

"David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres says 💬 he's 👨 supposed 🚫 to practice ❤ with the Leafs 🍃 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱. He's 👨 going 🏃 to bring 👎 his 💦 game 🎮 puck 🏒👧." Ahahaha 😂. Well 😦, I 👥 hope 🙏 he 👥 brings 🚶 all 💯 their birth 👑 certificates 😳, too, because now he's 👨🏿 their dad 👨🏻, ALL 💯 OF THEM.

This is...no hyperbole...the most humiliating 😰 loss ❓☝, at least 💯 in the regular 🌙 season 🤖, IN TORONTO 🦖🏙🍁 MAPLE 🍁 LEAFS 🍃 HISTORY 📜. "Oh 😳 is tha 🛏-" NAME 📛 A BIGGER 😳😲 ONE 1️⃣, NAME 📛 ONE 😤😍! . . . Oh 🙀, you 👉 CAN'T 🚫? Oh 🙀 that's ✔ weird 🤪.

"Well 😦, there was one ☝ time 🕐🕟 they had a five-nothing lead 👉 in the third 3️⃣ and they blew 💥 that against 🚫 the Blues 🔵." First 🥇❗ of all 💯, the Leafs 🍃 blow 🌬 leads 🔆 all 💯 the time 🕐, you're not impressing me with that. Second 🕑 of all 💯, the BLUES 🔵🌊 had a PROFESSIONAL 😎 GOALIE IN NET 🏀 THAT NIGHT 🌑!

If you 👉🏻 lose 🏳 that game 🎮, you 👉 gotta 👉 decide 🤔 how much 🔥 you 👈🤞 like 😄 hockey 🏒. You 👈 really 💯 gotta 👉 decide 🤔💭 that. I 👁 know 🤔 ya 🙏 all 💯 got 🍸🤤 big 👀🍆 contracts ❎ and everything 💯, but 🍑 like 👍 no 🚫 one's 😤 making 🖕 you 👉 do this. You 👉 like 😄 this? YA 🙏 SURE 💯✔?

Listen 👂, I'm 💘 not so blind 😎 that I 👁 can't 🚫 see 👀 how amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of David 🙋🏼‍♂️ Ayres is. How amazing ❤🧡💛 the story 📖 of what he 👨 did in this game 👾🎮 is, what he 👥👉 did, the inspirational 👃💨, unbelievable ❗, spectacular 🌅, storybook thing 📴 that he 👥 did. But 🍑 behind 👟 it, on 🔛 the other end 🔚 of the ice ❄, is a 'hockey 🏒 team' 👥 that truly 💯, deeeeeply, biitttterly, SSSUCCKKS!

I 👁. . .don't ❌ know 🤔 what else 😩 to say 💬. Yep 👍😃. I 👁 think 🤔 that's ✔ it. Okay 👌, alright 😴. Good 👌 video 📹 guys 👨. Yea 😀.

So...in terms 📄 of...whatever else 😩 happened 👉 in the game 🎮, uhhhh 😷, the Clifford 🐕 hit 👊🔙 and all 💯 that, ummm 🤔, we're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎇 tomorrow 📆 night-before...the trade 💵 deadline 💀📈. That was the last ♿ game 🎮 before 😂 the trade 💵 deadline ⚠, man 👨🏻. We're gonna 🔥 record 🎥 a podcast 🎙, it'll 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 be up ⬆ on 🔛 Soundcloud 😤💰, Spotify 🖕🏾, iTunes 🙈, aaand up ☝✖ on 🔛 the Steve 🏃‍♂️ Dangle Podcast 🎙 YouTube 📹 channel 🌍📺. We're gonna 👉 talk 🗣 aallll about 💦 this game 🎮 even 🌃 more, way ↕ more in depth 🤔🙀👽 because I'm 👌 gonna 🔥 have two ✌ co-hosts with me. Adam 🤠 Wylde, Jesse 🙇🏽 Blake. And they're 👨 gonna 🔥 help 🆘 me...discover how to say 🗣 something 😅 else 😩 other than, "They lost 🏳 to a 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚦💔 WHO WORKS 🏢🇺🇲 FOR THEIR TEAM 💰🐒🏃."

Sorry 💔, sorry 💔, "tHEIR MINOR 👴 LEAGUE 🎟🏀 AFFILIATE 🔔👀🚑."

That is it for this one 1️⃣, thank 🙏 you 👉 very 👌 much 🔥 for watching ⌚. Click 👅 like 👍✅ if you 👉 liked 😍 this video 📼, click 👁 subscribe 💯 if you 👉 really 😍 liked 👍🏻 it. Tell 💬 all 💯 your 👉 friends 👫-

That THE LEAFS 🍃 LOST 💸 TO A 42-YEAR-OLD ZAMBONI 🤘😏😑 DRIVER 🚗 . . . WHO WORKS 🏢 FOR THEM!

I'd say most fanbases overvalue their own players and it's normal.

Oilers fans with mcdavid is by far the worst and not even close

Sorry, I see lot more trades where the Leafs overpay in trade prosposals. Seems like the Leafs have to offer immediate on ice value for the players they would receive plus a ton of futures.

oilers fans in general are the worst

hey at least we're not like islanders fans lol

Yes they really are

Agreed. I look at this list and it's kind of funny because a (oddly large) portion of Leafs fans would be content to move Nylander for a bag of pucks, shoot Freddie into the sun, and dump Kerfoot, Dermott and Barabanov to whoever would take them. These were odd choices for a troll post, right?

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I agree but for Leaf fans do it way more

I nominate this comment for comment of the year.

I get what you mean but some trades a way far off. They act like SDA, Kerfoot, Dermott are worth a ton.

Its either Nylander for McDavid or Nylander for a 7th no inbetween. I feel bad for Freddie, he always gets traded. Dermott Barabanov Kerfoot and SDA are always traded

This is incredible

Both of these are true. Some people over value leafs players, some under value them. No need to argue.

Great story! Like all the imagery you included it really helps the leafs fans understand it since many of them are functionally illiterate lol. Btw I don’t think you mentioned this but did you know the leafs lost to 42 year old zamboni driver?

I have never seen any of those players moved at even fair value let alone a trade favouring the leafs.

Can we also talk about how Leaf haters expect to get Leaf players for their scraps and mid to late round picks? I won't deny there are Leaf fans that way overvalue Leaf players but way too many times I see Leaf haters think they're getting Nylander for a fringe top 4 Dman and a 3rd. Perfect example was the Kapanen trade. He was going for a fraction of what he really got on capfriendly

Ironic post from a person with "Pavel Zacha is Elite" as their User Title.

Won't delete this thread because I feel like Mondo's post needs to be put in a time capsule. Without question the greatest post on CapFriendly. Phenomenal job mate.