Cough cough take Seabrook.

Milan lucic says hi

Or just sign every big name

It's entirely possible that the Sens don't win another game all season.

Please take Erik Gudbranson and Jack Johnson. We'll even throw in our GM as a deal sweetener.

Take teams’ bad contracts for picks and prospects.

Maybe Edmonton can bride you into taking on the Lucic contract. Maybe you guys will be competitive by the time that contract is up lol. Or I hear Toronto could really use some cap relief, maybe take on Zaitsev's contract! The next 4-5 years are gonna be rough for Ottawa fans xD

We aren't a hockey team. We're a failing investment by an utterly incompetent former Billionaire who spends less time in Ottawa than he spends in Barbados digging in his couch cushions for a couple of quarters to buy himself another ****ing strawberry daiquiri.

Ottawa Rising.

thats why you dont give NMC to guys like him. Edmonton are screwed

Sign some UFAs. You could even overpay for low UFA veterans who would welcome a last contract. Trade for non paying cap hit like Clarkson or hopefully Marleau. Sign good UFA who wants to play in Ottawa.

Last sentence is a paradox

I honestly think your GM uses this site. This team looks like something someone on here would make lol..... Can a GM get sent down to the AHL? Here's hoping for you.