“Jhonas Don-skowy” - Shawn Kemp
Also Shawn Kemp - “Yea I watch hockey”

Please be Comeau

Kinda get the feeling Francis overplayed his hand and nobody wanted to play ball. 10am tomorrow Seattle are just a team like everyone else with holes in their lineup guess that's when the fun will start

"Jonas diSkaHLi"

smh

BTW, @A_Habs_fan and @Kotkaniemi15, how you feeling?

JOE-NASS DON-SKWAIAIAIAIAIAIAAAAA

Comeau stays in Dallas

Did the announcer just ask that question? His IQ is like -10000. Oleksiak signed that contract because it’s like 4 times his worth.

Oleksiak talking a bunch of nonsense

Why you come to Seattle

THEY PAY ME BIG MONNIES

I thought it'd be boring with the leaked selections, but that boring?? Certainly not.

I knew it would be milked, and it wasn't nearly as milked as I thought it would be, so that's a plus

Exactly. I love it when reporters ask the stupidest questions imaginable. Like when the Lightning win Game 7 over the Isles 1-0-"Hey Jon Cooper, how important was it for you guys to win this game tonight?" *Blinks*

Felt a little bit bad for Oleksiak actually being forced to BS his way through that interview as his first interaction as an official Seattle Kraken member in front of the entire city. Where did the find these hosts

Honestly for torturing us with this slow **** I hope Seattle gets the Detroit curse.

Sorry Detroit fans

Damn

Amen!!

Wouldn’t it be funny if Oleksiak gets bought out and comes straight back to us.

Before or after Comeau goes on a PDO bender and secures an extension in Dallas?

I was wondering what if at the deadline Francis trades McCann back to Toronto

Could happen if for instance McCann doesn't do well lul.

Pretty great. We’ll need to add a cheap 7th D, but that’s obviously not a big deal. Fleury wouldn’t have much opportunity, and I’m glad to see he’ll likely get more of a chance in Seattle with his brother.

Think the player can't return to the team where he was picked from in one calendar year.

I’m going to end Comeau’s career soon when we get in the ring, so after.

Marshawn Lynch almost just swore on live TV and then he caught himself, saved it and followed it up by forgetting who he was picking and needed to check the card.


This is a disaster

Chris Driedger says he'd already come to terms with #SeaKraken when he found out Carey Price was left unprotected in the expansion draft: "I'm kind of just betting on myself in that situation."

— Chris Johnston (@reporterchris) July 22, 2021

So unless the Panthers gave him permission to talk to Seattle, Driedger just admitted to tampering.