Ralph Debard?

Kings decline 10 out of 10 times.

Edmonton has never traded a 1st for a rental, and (seeing as they already have 4 NHL RHD on the roster) they aren't about to start with Dumba.

Canucks laugh and fart into the phone.

Only commenting on the LAK Meier deal, if SJ's sending Meier to LA, Brandt Clarke is the asking price.

Aside from the serious cap issues resulting from your EDM trades, the value is also off. Max I'd give for Bonino is a 4th and that's with 50% retained and Dumba doesn't really do anything the team needs.

You can ask all you want. I wouldn't give up Alex Edler for Timo Meier at $9M AAV.

You did not trade Erik Karlsson to Minnesota LMAO. He is the last thing we need. Big cap and RHD. We can’t afford to pay Dumba $4-5M

The only Shark we'd be interested in (at least for significant assets) would be Mario Ferraro, not Timo Meier.

There's something about those five first-round picks and five second-round picks that makes me think this isn't an entirely serious ACGM.