because jaroslav halak is really bad at hockey lol

CAR O3.5 goals + CAR ML + Burns point for +200 seems like a decent little parlay

NYR ML + CAR -1.5 + TBL -1.5 (+1197)

$3 to pay for this steak lunch I’m having 🤑

Burns O2.5 SOG is the lock of all locks

i thought that about eichel last night

yeah well vegas decided to play down to chicago’s level apparently, i kinda hate the golden knights lol. burns should be motivated against sjs and is usually a lock for 3 shots (he had 6 in game 1, and i’m pretty sure carolina’s whole game is shot volume so it seems like he’ll fit their system)

I was 👌 this close to putting Gaudreau first goal
Feelsbadman

trouba needs to buy me lunch

Kind of a joke Jets win and I had Connor points who got nothing all night

Spoken into existence

He got the empty netter lol. At least my scheifele+ehlers stack in fantasy had a good night, but there’s no money on that, and I didn’t bet TBL -1.5 straight up like I should’ve. 3 Burns shots would put me at + money for the day, but not enough to pay for lunch lol

Lmfaaaooooooo LFG!
Too bad my ****ing parlay did hit.. Panarin and 0 shots.. (Mika shots was easy, Panarin shots shoulda been easy and Connor point)

All I got left is the Sharks game (Burns obviously and some Hertl)

Edit: parlay actually hit lol

I’ve decided I hate sports betting again. How tf do the Canes only score twice and Burns does nothing

Guess its good you're putting very little money into it

It's very hard to bet beginning of the year I would imagine

The only bet I actually regret is Philly under 77.5 points. (25$ on her).

Cant cash out and couldn’t by October 1st. Torts is making me sweat.

Playoffs is usually where I hit the most. But I’m confident in some of my parlays tonight. Leaving some of the player parlays alone - although I did actually hit my parlay last night with that Connor empty netter which was so crazy lol.

I typically stay far away from hockey unless It was Vasy after a lose in the playoffs lol. Baseball is my go too.

lol yeah it’s never enough to really matter, plus I made a ton last year on free bets so I’m always up money. I don’t know enough about baseball to bet much there, I just sometimes go with the homer vibes and bet on a blue jays win or something. Baseball is definitely the kind of thing an algorithm would help with, I feel like a smart bettor could crack baseball

Don’t worry there’s not enough skill on that roster for it to matter. They aren’t gonna be 17 points better than last year by adding Torts and DeAngelo lol, they’ll go on a 10 game skid by the new year

My parlay for tonight is McDrai both 2+ points, Huby+Lindholm point each, and O6.5 total goals in the CGY/EDM game lol (+500)

I hope you’re right (not that it’s likely you’re wrong).

I’ve got a ton of parlays on team wins (some crazy 8 + teams and even one Michigan state plus padres plus Sens plus others) - also got Boldy and KK97.

Probably going to player bet the CGY/ EDM game cause I’m a monkey who never learns. Last bet I put Leon and it was Connor. Tonight I’ll go Connor and it’ll be Leon lol.

I’ve got NSH ML and OTT ML today, not sure why the Preds are underdogs despite losing the other day. Haven’t gone through player props thoroughly yet and I’m not sure I’ll have time to. I did take McCann O2.5 SOG and Draisaitl O3.5 SOG though.

Oooo man I’m big on the Stars actually against Nash

I only took the Preds because they’re underdogs and Saros is really good. I think it’ll be a revenge tour night, split the home and home

Nucks just killed two of my parlays..
One of them is an 11 team parlay, 20 cents for 60$…

This is why I stick to 3-4 team parlays max now lol

Stars szn