Drugs are bad for you but they must be real strong down in Texas

Have you lost your freakin mind? Cause I’ll help you find it

Bruins declines that

Question: Does Nil hear Sweeney laughing or not before the phone is hung up?

Stars dont need Swayman nor does it make sense to trade Miro
Jake’s not signing a 5x3.5
His agent allegedly asked for 3 years at 5.

Dude no.

Mac > Miro

Swayman > than garbage

McAvoy is better than Heiskanen. Then your apparent reasoning of getting Swayman is 1 million off Heiskanen then Glendening and a 4th. Unrealistic trade but at least Heiskanen is in the deal.

Nope not happening in any universe.

Go back to sleep

That seems like a pretty fair offer for Jake.

Time for a long list of reasons why this makes absolutely no freaking sense.

1. Jake won’t be getting a 5x3.5 contract. Thetas garbage.
2. Why are you not signing Robertson, he’s your main guy.
3. Why in the world would Boston trade their starting young goalie and a great defensemen in Charlie McAvoy.
4. No need for Dallas to trade Miro or Glendening.
5. Have ing Seguins as your No. 1 C is a absolutely terrible idea. This ain’t 2019.
6. Having Hintz as you third line C is absolutely terrible. Again, this ain’t 2019.
7. …

While writing No. 7 i noticed that the creator just opened the Stars, signed OTT to a random amount, did a a dumb trade and then posted it.