As Luke Richardson reveals himself to be the nhl’s Freddie Kitchens

Gonna assume CBJ is a stand-in for "whatever team will take on Johnson's contract" in this fever dream of an AGM, because we don't have the $$$ for him.

Even ignoring the rumours swirling him, I know that Jets fans value Dubois WAY higher. And you're not getting him to sign that contract even if he was willing to sign long term in Chicago.

Arizona and Columbus pass, Buffalo might accept and Montreal may accept if they can find RD depth elsewhere.

And that's still not a playoff team.

Yeah this could work if you held all of those GM’s families hostage

Jets fans are gonna be pissed... you didn't offer a golden goose, the state of Illinois, your first and second born children, and the nuclear launch codes for PLD... how dare you

Why would Buffalo do that

Why wouldn't they? Lmao

I mean, there isn't any overly bad trades here?

Why help Chicago, make it an unprotected 2023 pick and theyll do it

I see realism went right out of the window. It's an unprotected 1st. Yeah it's a few years down the road but it's literally a free first. Bury Mrazek.
And who cares If they are "helping" Chicago? It's not like they are in the same division, let alone even the same conference?