What in the hell

This is all nonsense... way too many pieces moving around, values are all over the place and the fit/need of other teams is not taken into account, at all.

Nice troll job (because that can be the only explanation of an AHL goalie returning a 1st and 2nd)

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I edited everything the mods would consider offensive...

Typical TROLL post, With other teams not named St Louis not taken into consideration.

I am not a troll

No you only made about 10 unrealistic trades here, And you haven't even taken into account the other teams needs. Name me anytime in history where a single team ever made 10 trades at one time. It's never happened. Most teams are totally capped out.

Here we don't really need to take into account the needs of other teams for fun, right? but I tried to take as many needs as possible

Wait....you were serious Clark? Although the sign says don't tap on the glass...I'll play. When in the entire history of the league has a goalie returned a FIRST AND SECOND in a trade? Pretty sure a dude that didn't sniff the NHL last season (his 10th as a pro) won't be the first.

What makes you think Detroit would be interested in a LD when they already have five of them on the roster and the best prospect pipeline in the entire league? And why would we want Saarijärvi back when we traded him away four years ago?

What you offered wouldn't get the retention on Perron let alone the player.

WOW STL you even outdid TML for ridiculousness - didnt think its possible
love the AZ trade ; 5 russians in their 30/40s (prolly already retired from KHL) and a 5th round OHLer for 3x 2nd and a AHLer. Even TML doesnt do that lame of trades

I especially like the Reaves trade we retain a bit and a 5th and get back Gaudette a 1st and 2nd pick X2 lol. If that is not a troll trade you need to really rethink your process.

So if you're not trolling please explain the Hawks trade. (1) Why would the Hawks want a minor league goalie that they cast away a few years ago when their goaltending is already set heading into camp and (2) why would they pay not only a 1st round pick but also a 2nd for a career backup/minor league goalie that never lived up to him potential?

Here these for fun and in addition we had a surplus of goalies in the AHL

I just stopped at McDonald's and since I have a surplus burger I'll sell it to you for $350,000 since this is just for fun.

How about a little common sense? Ever heard of it?