Jeff Carter doesn't waive for Vancouver.

Oliver Ekman-Larsson doesn't waive for Chicago.

And if Tyler Bertuzzi was willing to sign for that low term and low ball AAV. He'd still be with Detroit and not a pending UFA.

no

Pens would accept and then throw a block party at Crosby’s house

This is terrible.

Vancouver isn’t swapping Garland for Carter and adding, and Carter isn’t waiving to come to Van.

Only chance we have of getting positive value back for OEL is if we retain 50%, and even then we may still have to pay to get rid of him. Doesn’t matter however since he most likely won’t waive his NTC for anywhere.

Pearson is LTIR and trending towards being LTIRetired, not getting anything of value back for him. Chances are if he does play again his contract with Vancouver will be expired at that point anyways.

That last deal is a joke. The 5th might cover the cost to dump Myers if we’re lucky, but St. Louis sure as hell ain’t giving us Brayden Schenn for free.

There’s also no chance Bertuzzi signs for that term or AAV. I’m not too sure what he’ll get, but I’d guess it’s in the 4-5 year range around $6 mil.

Tucker Poolman is LTIRetired. He’s not playing again. Concussion issues. Even if he could come back I don’t think he will cause he’s risking one bad hit putting him in a hospital bed for the rest of his life.

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PGH isnt that lucky

Blues decline. Why are we giving away schenn for free? He's still productive, scored 60 points last year and is a leader in our locker room. Also he is one of the only centers we have left on the team. We have no use for Meyers at all

krug is bad

what does Krug have anything to do with this trade?

Hawks decline and block your number.

A 5th with a condition to become a 2nd. That’s a new one.

Regardless of that. The Blues aren’t giving away Schenn for free just it be nice to Vancouver

Bro... what the hell is that Blues trade? Exactly nothing about that is of any interest whatsoever to the Blues. That is the pure antithesis of something they'd do.

Not sure anyone in the league will give you any assets for OEL, let alone a rebuilding team. A long way short on this one unfortunately