Cbj counter with Knies and a third for Robinson

So Tavares is Kim. Auston is Kourtney. Marner is Khloe. Willie is Rob?

Muzzin to Kings is against all odds.

Yet again, the zombie Muzzin-to-Los-Angeles pipe dream. The Kings aren't interested in this effort to shed significant cap.

Absolutely no interest in installing Jake Muzzin 2.0 even if he would waive his NTC, plus we could re-sign Alex Edler for less than Jake's cap hit, and we would probably get the same results without having to expend assets to re-acquire Muzz. Will you Toronto guys please stop doing this? It's like the Montreal guys with their silly Jeff-Petry-to-Detroit trades.

For the record, here are the figures for Edler and Muzzin:
Edler, 41 games, 3 goals, 19 points, +18, 52.1 Corsi, 54.4 Fenwick, would not cost more than $3.5 million to sign.
Muzzin, 47 games, 3 goals, 14 points, -6 , 48.1 Corsi, 47.9 Fenwick, cap hit of $5.625 million.

I'd say Willy and Mo are probably the Jenner sisters, but they still coun't don't they?

Sure. But I thought Shanny was Caitlyn and Dubie is Kanye?

Columbus declines, Kerfoot is a UFA at the end of the season, he doesn’t have that much value to a team who is in the middle of rebuild/retool. He might have that kind of value to a contender if you got someone to retain on him.

Shanahan is Kris Jenner.

Dubas can be Kanye lol

Clifford is Rob, the dude nobody really cares if he's there or not, and is only in the news for negative things