Some of these are pretty good.

Avs would hang up the phone so fast at the mention of Girard in a deal.

Avs, Panthers, and Kings laugh and hang up

if you look at the last few star wingers that got traded, you'll never gonna get fair trading value for Patch... all of your offers are too much from the other team

Flyers too.

I’ve seen a lot of the Beauvillier for Pacioretty trade ideas. I’ll say again, Beauvillier is nearly a decade younger, and scored more goals in less games last season. Plus, he’s team-controlled for at least three Loren years. That is a ridiculously unfair trade.

so no

Not a chance the Preds trade Tolvanen for a rental (or even re-signed) Pacioretty

Not a single one of these are close to reasonable

These favor MTL too much

I think no team says yes. They'll get probably a 1st a 2nd and a cap dump at the deadline. Teams NEVER trade super high end prospects like Thomas, Tolvanen, Borgstrom, and Vilardi, and especially not for a rental coming off a 37 point season.

most of those are pretty optimistic from a montreal perspective, most you might have to at the very least eat the salary to have any chance at some of the returns, some of those even then would not happen.

Not a hope on the Avs trade.

Aside whether these even make sense or not, the values of the players from team to team arent even align with each other. You have one team absolutely overkilling while the another team gives half of what the team before it is offering.

Lmao Simmonds is better than Pacioretty