okay I know you didn’t care about making the entire scenario as a whole realistic, but you coulda pretended to care about the individual trades a bit lmao. like why are the Sens giving up the two highest value pieces in the Jarry trade

lol, 0 shot bruins giving up Swayman unless it’s for a kings ransom. What you offered isn’t even close

Sens would gladly accept that Chychrun lmao. The Pinto trade absolutely not my friend.

We aren’t trading our Russians for y’all’s scraps. Especially not to OUR biggest rival.

If not serious than disregard

Calm down I know it must be hard to have a poverty franchise but this post was not meant to be taken seriously so don’t worry nobody is coming to steal the blue jackets Russians. Also since when are the blue jackets the pens rivals. The blue jackets have not ever had a good enough team to have a rivalry 😂

So you get Swayman and…. Give him a zero D all offensive team! The games would be fun to watch cause they would be 5-4 6-5 games every night but this isn’t a cup contender.

This post is not meant to be taken seriously

"This post isn't serious" doesn't absolve you from getting flack. If it wasn't serious, you could have left it unposted. You put it on a public forum, you are subject to public backlash.

And that "poverty franchise" has made it past the first round the same number of times the leafs have in the last 10 years.

No need to get your panties all knotted up buddy😂. I did not realize that people would take a joke post so seriously. The point of this post was that I’m sick of the pens, who on paper should be a much better team, losing. None of this was meant to be take seriously. I am not sure what the hell the leafs have to do with this because I never once said anything about the leafs here. The blue jackets are a terrible franchise who have nothing to show for all of the years that they have been a team. Yes they have had a few great players and a few of their teams have been very solid but they have never been consistently good enough to be taken seriously. Columbus is where players go to end there career.

Poverty franchise definition:
Years in league: 23
Postseasons made: 6 (1 Covid playoffs)
Rounds won: 2( one was the Covid qualifying round)
Point per game players while a member: 1(Panarin)
Points leader all time: Rick Nash(547)
Goals leader all time: Rick Nash (289)
Assists leader all time: Rick Nash (258)
Most point by a player in a season: 87 (Panarin)
Most games played: Bonnie Jenner(715)
Most wins: bobrovsky(213)
Calder trophy: 1(Steve Mason)
Jack Adams: 1(tortorella)
King Clancy: 1(foligno)
Mark Messier leadership award: 1(foligno)
Richard: 1(Nash)
NHL foundation player award: 1(Nash)
Vezina trophy: 2(both are for bobrovsky)

Obvious no by NYR

Hence the capital letters in OUR. Cuz they don’t view us different at all 😂. But I’m sure you could read through the lines and knew what I was saying. You seem like a smart person!