Caps laugh and hang up.

So you want the most unique player in the league for a late 1st, a cap dump goalie, and good young RHD? No way.

Not saying this is fair value, but you can find players like Wilson. Ovechkin is a lot like Wilson for example. Both will knock you the hell out and both can hurt you in more ways than one. The most unique player in the league is Matthew Tkachuk. Everything else you said is 100% accurate though

If Bertuzzi wanted a 5x5, Detroit would have just signed him. He wants more money and more term than that

Rangers don't have the cap or the desire to for just two years of Marner. Big overpay for one year of Wilson who is coming off knee surgery.
Miserable to play against?.....16 teams didn't make the playoffs, 8 lost in first round, four lost in the second round. Seems to be the Leafs were about the sixth "most miserable " to play against.

If Leaf fans are so disappointed in their team, why do they keep on resigning the UFAs who were on the team this spring?

Absolutely. The torch has been passed to Tkachuk as far as the who the league unicorn is

I don’t think this team is that miserable to play against. The only defenseman who can skate well enough to handle fast teams is Miller. You’re equating physical play to being hard to play against?

I’d think a great skating team who can manage the puck well eats this team alive.

Rangers say no thanks.