We'll take Klingberg with 50% retention for the 2023 first.

We're not trading Vatrano after signing him to a three-year deal in the offseason.

We want a third for Kulikov and would have absolutely no use for UFA Lars Eller even if he were free. In fact, since with that cap hit he's probably worth more to Washington to have him OFF the Caps roster than he is to Anaheim to have him ON the Ducks roster, we'd probably ask Washington to pay us for him.

We'll take a 2024 second from Ottawa to take Zaitsev off their hands.

1: LOL F*$% no
2: sure
3: Lol, no again
4: Calgary's not paying that
5: meh, maybe
6: Islanders aren't paying that
7: Who?
8: need a bigger pick to send Kuli and ear Eller
9: Not enough to eat Zaitsev, send a 2nd
10: NJ needs to add.

Final score 1.5/10

Isles decline, Shattenkirk isn’t worth that even if Ducks retain 50% and they already have Dobson, Pulock and Mayfield on their right side.

Ottawa accepts.

I think I typed this but it posted on your account 😂

Your final score 11/10 — OP’s 1/10