question for whoever's in this thread,
im thinking of making a thread for some of the funnier "rumours" from the nhl rumor bot
good idea or not?

Great idea

babe wake up new mitch marner intact insurance ad just dropped pic.twitter.com/c5fsRUVOzx

— natalie ☃️ (@willymarner) January 27, 2022

Jack Campbell watching this game having made 9 saves in 33 minutes pic.twitter.com/Xfh6jvjWBF

— mitch marney (@marnylandersen) January 27, 2022

Out of any North American league out there, i don't think i've seen player movement like what goes on in the ECHL. if you go onto EliteProspects' homepage on any given day and scroll down to look at "confirmed transfers", at least 6 or 7 of the 30 on the page at one time are players moving to an ECHL team from a different league/from one ECHL team to another. If only we saw that up here in the NHL.

Washington will announce its new name on 2.2.22. Now the US Congress announces a hearing on Washington investigation on 2.3.22. pic.twitter.com/oElRLTMGRc

— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) January 27, 2022

now this team is the definition of poverty franchise

“we’re in a rebuild” pic.twitter.com/EQIKJnvcuw

— chipped tooth (@cursed_hockey) January 27, 2022

Sorry for the tweets guys

Ignore

2x Super Bowl champ Ben Roethlisberger has officially retired from the NFL after 18 seasons. pic.twitter.com/mF5pPtFbhu

— TSN (@TSN_Sports) January 27, 2022

what is that picture they chose for him

Kids talking about politics is very cringe

@capsfan2121 here's another version of your pfp/that picture you like.

Thank you. I despise drinking and will never do it my self. But this is a great. Thank you

How do you drag your profile pic on a iPad. So I could center it

Taking a dump just to find out there’s no lock on this stall wish me luck

what

Taking a dump in a public bathroom with no lock.

Nothing is a bigger power move than going with the stall door wide open

My team once played in an arena where there was no door to the toilet.

We used a big @ss Subway banner as a door. One of the worst arenas I’ve been to.

Yikes.

Worst one i've been too only had 3 permanent walls, which was not fun on a warm-ish day in Maryland. The ice was like skating on a thin layer of straight water, and was the only time I thought I was going to overheat at a hockey game.

Trivia at six if anyone would like to do that

Just had a bit of a scare with my cat.

I woke up about an hour ago to her pretty much screaming. She had gotten herself under one of my mother’s china cabinets and looked in bad shape. Tongue out, saliva coming out of her mouth, it scared me. She looked like she was stuck under there (my thought process was “the dog was out of his crate, so maybe she was running away from him and got stuck under there”.)

Currently she’s still under there, but she’s sitting up straight, apparently she’s had a seizure or something. She seems okay for now.

whos snowed in

There’s snow on the ground here, but not much.