what is that offer....

Pittsburgh wouldnt accept that.

Lmao PIT declines.

You have to give to get…

Pittsburgh counters with Brett pesce for a jar of heinz ketchup

Even as a Hurricanes fan that is an absolutely pathetic offer

aint a bottle of heinz worth about 15 million off the shelf nowadays?

Now, in your defense, I could see the Penguins accepting this if Don Waddell was holding Kyle Dubas at gunpoint. Or maybe if he was blackmailing Dubas with pictures of him cheating on his wife. I mean you never know!

The ketchup has too much value, could probably get it done with their yellow-mustard.

mustard has more value than garbage ketchup

I relish this argument

Well played sir

Is this trade better enough? With Guentzel being a UFA I don't see Pit getting much more than that. Carolina doesn't really have a clear A prospect, so I think Suzuki would be the best option. No chance they'd trade Jarvis, but maybe they'd trade out KK.

before the penguins hang up laughing they offer you a 7th for Jarvis