I’d be ridiculously intrigued by that deal

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I think Carlson vetos it. I think he wants to stick around and see Ovi break the record

This is an interesting thought, but it's been recently noted by El-Bashir that Carlson is going nowhere. I'm assuming he'd like to stay in DC for the remainder of his deal, and that Washington will move one of Jensen, TvR, or Bear instead to clear up the RD jam.

ANY Caps fan should be
But for Sabres fans…. Yikes!