I don't think Ottawa is completely wedded to MacEwen but they can't take a $1.4M increase in salary.

Thanks for saving me from checking twitter.

Wow Habs could benefit from that Twitter account LOL

Lmao flyers wouldn’t be able to accept this fast enough

All of these are comedically spot on, except Brown might actually make moderate sense.

I’m sure he’ll pick it up, but it might make sense to move him to a team in the east that is vying for a playoff spot and that has the cap space next year to afford that bonus with ease. Sending him to a team like Buffalo for a mid round pick may not be a bad idea for both parties involved.

The Oil would obviously have to replace that RW spot asap or come deadline time though. I’m sure Brown stays, but it’s an interesting thought.