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Cuvée de repêchage: 2023

Créé par: mokumboi

Publié: 5 juin 2023 à 2 h 3

Description

What you will find below is totally, totally accurate and super duper sage. Don't even waste time considering it*.

* = Also, it will most likely change drastically within the next 12-16 hours. Caveat emptor.

REPÊCHAGE

TEXTE INTÉGRÉ

Ronde 1
1. Connor Bedard (Blackhawks de Chicago) (Détails: Just... let's not speak of it.).
2. Adam Fantilli (Ducks d'Anaheim).
3. Leo Carlsson (Blue Jackets de Columbus).
4. Matvei Michkov (Sharks de San Jose) (Détails: The suspense ends fast.).
5. Will Smith (Canadiens de Montréal).
6. David Reinbacher (Coyotes de l'Arizona).
7. Ryan Leonard (Flyers de Philadelphie).
8. Dalibor Dvorsky (Capitals de Washington).
9. Oliver Moore (Red Wings de Detroit).
10. Zach Benson (Blues de St-Louis) (Détails: Dubas strikes! He trades POJ, Granlund with 1M retained and #14 for #10, Leddy and their own '23 3rd, so he can take the small skill player of average speed. His favorite. At least this one has his head on straight and stays on the ice.).
11. Dmitri Simashev (Canucks de Vancouver) (Détails: Please forgive me for this one... unable to get Reinbacher, a despondent PA makes that dumb rumored pick swap with Chicago, begging the question: did he not come up with any other ideas in all this time? But hey, the Canucks get their RD in Murphy, moving out Beauvillier to even the cap out, and adding a 3rd because why wouldn't he help out the Hawks a little more. And then the Hawks make a good pick and piss me off proper. This day is already a roller coaster of emotions.).
12. Axel Sandin Pellikka (Coyotes de l'Arizona from Sénateurs d'Ottawa) (Détails: Army mini-me is not a dummy. He knows what competent RDs are worth.).
13. Colby Barlow (Sabres de Buffalo).
14. Nate Danielson (Penguins de Pittsburgh) (Détails: The Blues think about Willander, but take Danielson (who's like O'Reilly, but faster and a bit meaner).).
15. Gabe Perreault (Predators de Nashville).
16. Calum Ritchie (Flames de Calgary).
17. Samuel Honzek (Red Wings de Detroit from Islanders de New York) (Détails: Lucky barsteward.).
18. Tom Willander (Jets de Winnipeg) (Détails: The 'Peg trades this pick and what's-his-face and that other thing for PLD, and then Habs destroy Allvin's day again.).
19. Brayden Yager (Blackhawks de Chicago from Lightning de Tampa Bay) (Détails: Yager (and getting Murphy) is a solid consolation prize. Cheer up, PA.).
20. Daniil But (Kraken de Seattle).
21. Danny Nelson (Wild du Minnesota) (Détails: A reach? Yes. A bad pick? Maybe not, we'll see.).
22. David Edstrom (Blue Jackets de Columbus from Kings de Los Angeles) (Détails: Lucky barsteward.).
23. Matthew Wood (Rangers de New York).
24. Eduard Sale (Predators de Nashville from Oilers d'Edmonton).
25. Oliver Bonk (Blues de St-Louis from Maple Leafs de Toronto).
26. Quentin Musty (Sharks de San Jose from Devils du New Jersey).
27. Andrew Cristall (Avalanche du Colorado) (Détails: Dumb pick.).
28. Cameron Allen (Maple Leafs de Toronto from Bruins de Boston) (Détails: Dumb pick.).
29. Theo Lindstein (Blues de St-Louis from Stars de Dallas).
30. Charlie Stramel (Hurricanes de la Caroline).
31. Étienne Morin (Canadiens de Montréal from Panthers de la Floride).
32. Mathieu Cataford (Golden Knights de Vegas) (Détails: Weird pick.).

Ronde 2
33. Ethan Gauthier (Ducks d'Anaheim).
34. Caden Price (Blue Jackets de Columbus).
35. Lukas Dragicevic (Blackhawks de Chicago) (Détails: Dumb pick.).
36. Michael Hrabal (Sharks de San Jose).
37. Otto Stenberg (Canadiens de Montréal).
38. Jakub Dvorak (Coyotes de l'Arizona).
39. Riley Heidt (Sabres de Buffalo from Flyers de Philadelphie).
40. Hunter Brzustewicz (Capitals de Washington).
41. Maxim Strbak (Red Wings de Detroit).
42. Jaden Lipinski (Red Wings de Detroit from Blues de St-Louis).
43. Adam Gajan (Red Wings de Detroit from Canucks de Vancouver) (Détails: Okay, the next dozen picks are half made up of CHI, MINN and NASH, so this is a good time to stop. Because screw those guys.).

Repêchage simulé généré par un utilisateur de CapFriendly.com

RONDE 1	ÉQUIPE	ORIGINAL	JOUEUR	DéTAILS

1	-	Connor Bedard	Just... let's not speak of it.
2	-	Adam Fantilli
3	-	Leo Carlsson
4	-	Matvei Michkov	The suspense ends fast.
5	-	Will Smith
6	-	David Reinbacher
7	-	Ryan Leonard
8	-	Dalibor Dvorsky
9	-	Oliver Moore
10	-	Zach Benson	Dubas strikes! He trades POJ, Granlund with 1M retained and #14 for #10, Leddy and their own '23 3rd, so he can take the small skill player of average speed. His favorite. At least this one has his head on straight and stays on the ice.
11	-	Dmitri Simashev	Please forgive me for this one... unable to get Reinbacher, a despondent PA makes that dumb rumored pick swap with Chicago, begging the question: did he not come up with any other ideas in all this time? But hey, the Canucks get their RD in Murphy, moving out Beauvillier to even the cap out, and adding a 3rd because why wouldn't he help out the Hawks a little more. And then the Hawks make a good pick and piss me off proper. This day is already a roller coaster of emotions.
12		Axel Sandin Pellikka	Army mini-me is not a dummy. He knows what competent RDs are worth.
13	-	Colby Barlow
14	-	Nate Danielson	The Blues think about Willander, but take Danielson (who's like O'Reilly, but faster and a bit meaner).
15	-	Gabe Perreault
16	-	Calum Ritchie
17		Samuel Honzek	Lucky barsteward.
18	-	Tom Willander	The 'Peg trades this pick and what's-his-face and that other thing for PLD, and then Habs destroy Allvin's day again.
19		Brayden Yager	Yager (and getting Murphy) is a solid consolation prize. Cheer up, PA.
20	-	Daniil But
21	-	Danny Nelson	A reach? Yes. A bad pick? Maybe not, we'll see.
22		David Edstrom	Lucky barsteward.
23	-	Matthew Wood
24		Eduard Sale
25		Oliver Bonk
26		Quentin Musty
27	-	Andrew Cristall	Dumb pick.
28		Cameron Allen	Dumb pick.
29		Theo Lindstein
30	-	Charlie Stramel
31		Étienne Morin
32	-	Mathieu Cataford	Weird pick.

RONDE 2	ÉQUIPE	ORIGINAL	JOUEUR	DéTAILS

33	-	Ethan Gauthier
34	-	Caden Price
35	-	Lukas Dragicevic	Dumb pick.
36	-	Michael Hrabal
37	-	Otto Stenberg
38	-	Jakub Dvorak
39		Riley Heidt
40	-	Hunter Brzustewicz
41	-	Maxim Strbak
42		Jaden Lipinski
43		Adam Gajan	Okay, the next dozen picks are half made up of CHI, MINN and NASH, so this is a good time to stop. Because screw those guys.
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