Is this satire?

TB easily declines. They don't care about picks and Colton>>>>>> Mitts

Only the Islanders accept

Too much for a 3rd pair LD, I'll stick w/ Stillman. Put that $$ towards a goalie.

Have you watched Mittelstadt lately?
He is a 200 foot player who has only 14 fewer pts this year than Colton has over his past two seasons.
This is a terrible trade for Buffalo even one for one much less adding a pick.
As a team TB is +29 and Buffalo is -4 yet 26 yo Colton is -8 v 24 yo Casey is -10.
Adams would be crazy to offer this and Brisebois would laugh all the way to the bank and accept this deal.

He has 1 more goals in 87 more games and play more minutes . We'll keep the shooter who is good 200 ft player and more physical. You're higher than a satellite

What would Colton realistically cost Buffalo in your opinion? As you have 9.2m to sign players in 23 he’d be perfect offer sheet

TB signs him to around Paul signs Jeannot and fills the rest with 900k> contracts

Tampa pretty resourceful but might be awfully tight

22 man roster Jeannot Colton and minimum contracr

Hope it works for you. I think Tampa and Carolina great because their player choices always smart

TB has run 22 for the last couple years par for the course with them.
10 offer sheets since 98 25 years they aren't realistic. 2 have been successful one literally had GMs trying to fight physically fight each other. Granted they were Brian Burke and Kevin Lowe but still.