The -Screw Pierre-Luc Dubois and the Habs- Sweepstakes

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Créé par: milhaus2000

Équipe: 2022-23 Jets de Winnipeg

Date de création initiale: 16 juill. 2022

Publié: 16 juill. 2022

Mode - plafond salarial: Basique

Description

Welcome ALL* entrants to the 2022 "Screw Pierre-Luc Dubois and the Habs Sweepstakes!" PLD has indicated that he wants out of Winnipeg, and we have listened! In this special sweepstakes event, we are offering EVERY* team the chance to acquire one grumpy boy! Bespoke, artisan crafted conditions for trades will be presented to each* team, who have the option to either accept the trade or present a counteroffer that would put them ahead of the rest and lead them to sweepstakes victory! Whoever wins, the Jets and Habs lose!

In every single trade the Jets will be offering the rights to PLD

*except the Habs, screw the Habs

Transactions

WPG

PLD *must* be made to wear the Mighty Ducks duck mask at ALL times on and off the ice

ANA

Dubois, Pierre-Luc [Droits de RFA]

WPG

PLD must live in ASU student dorms for the duration of his time with the team, even if they do build a new stadium eventually.

ARI

WPG

PLD must get a Pooh-Bear Boston Bruins neck tat large enough to only be coverable with a turtleneck.

BOS

WPG

PLD must purchase a home in Hamilton and commute to the rink cross border daily.

BUF

WPG

PLD has to live in Lethbridge

CGY

WPG

Whenever the Canes lose, PLD must go to center ice alone (home or away) and perform a dramatic interpretive ice dance inspired by Shakespeare's "Hamlet"

CAR

WPG

Must bathe daily in a 6 foot deep Chicago deep dish pizza

CHI

WPG

Must be made to work part time year round as an avalanche rescue Saint Bernard.

COL

WPG

just send me back a signed a Laine jersey pls

CBJ

10.

WPG

PLD must play goalie one game per season as long as he is under contract for Dallas

DAL

11.

WPG

PLD must take up competitive dog sled racing

DET

12.

WPG

Must be made to work the oilfields each summer

EDM

13.

WPG

Whenever he is not on the ice playing PLD must be dressed as a cat from the musical Cats!

FLA

14.

WPG

PLD must live in San Diego and commute in to LA each day

LAK

15.

WPG

He is not allowed to fish

MIN

16.

WPG

lol, no

MTL

NOTHING

17.

WPG

Between every period PLD must put on a cowboy hat, skate to center ice mic'd up, and sing "She thinks my tractors sexy"

NSH

18.

WPG

The Devils arent allowed to get good while he is there

NJD

19.

WPG

Must speak exclusively in a long island accent

NYI

20.

WPG

Has to live on Staten Island

NYR

21.

WPG

whenever he has free time he has to spend it going to any press conference or speech given by any MP and he has to sit through all of it

OTT

22.

WPG

The Flyers are not allowed to fire Torts as long as PLD is there

PHI

23.

WPG

He's not allowed to play with Crosby or Malkin

PIT

24.

WPG

much like an actual shark, PLD is not allowed to stop moving while playing in San Jose. He must move houses including moving all his stuff (full furnishings required) once a week

SJS

25.

WPG

PLD is only allowed Starbucks coffee

SEA

26.

WPG

Can only pronounce "Saint Louis" the French way

STL

27.

WPG

Has to live in a swamp

TBL

28.

WPG

PLD is ONLY allowed to wear a blue Montreal Canadiens jersey, even while playing.

TOR

29.

WPG

PLD must live in Nanaimo and commute daily via ferry

VAN

30.

WPG

PLD is only allowed to be coached in Spanish, and only allowed to do interviews in Spanish. He may not have a translator but he is allowed a Spanish-English dictionary

VGK

31.

WPG

PLD is not allowed to play on a line with Ovechkin, and he must campaign for DC to be made the 51st state during every off season

WSH

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INTÉGRÉ

TEXTE INTÉGRÉ

TAILLE DE LA FORMATION	PLAFOND SALARIAL	CAP HIT	EXCÉDENTS	BONIS	ESPACE SOUS LE PLAFOND SALARIAL
16	82 500 000 $	67 203 691 $	0 $	2 050 000 $	15 296 309 $

Ailier gauche	Centre	Ailier droit
Connor, Kyle 7 142 857 $7 142 857 $ AG UFA - 4	Scheifele, Mark 6 125 000 $6 125 000 $ C M-NTC UFA - 2	Wheeler, Blake 8 250 000 $8 250 000 $ AD M-NTC, NMC UFA - 2
	Lowry, Adam 3 250 000 $3 250 000 $ C M-NTC UFA - 4	Ehlers, Nikolaj 6 000 000 $6 000 000 $ AD, AG M-NTC UFA - 3
	Barron, Morgan 925 000 $925 000 $ (850 000 $$850K) AG, AD RFA - 1
	Toninato, Dominic 750 000 $750 000 $ C, AG UFA - 1

Défenseur gaucher	Défenseur droitier	Gardien de but
Morrissey, Joshua 6 250 000 $6 250 000 $ DG NMC UFA - 6	Pionk, Neal 5 875 000 $5 875 000 $ DD UFA - 3	Hellebuyck, Connor 6 166 667 $6 166 667 $ G UFA - 2
Schmidt, Nate 5 950 000 $5 950 000 $ DG/DD M-NTC UFA - 3	DeMelo, Dylan 3 000 000 $3 000 000 $ DD M-NTC UFA - 2	Rittich, David 900 000 $900 000 $ G UFA - 1
Dillon, Brenden 3 900 000 $3 900 000 $ DG UFA - 2
Samberg, Dylan 925 000 $925 000 $ (350 000 $$350K) DG RFA - 1
Stanley, Logan 900 000 $900 000 $ DG RFA - 1

Laissés de côté	Liste des blessés (IR)	Liste des blessés à long terme (LTIR)
	Perfetti, Cole 894 167 $894 167 $ (850 000 $$850K) AG, C RFA - 2

16 juill. 2022 à 16 h 13

kingjrb92

Painsince67

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This is by FAR the best ACGM I've ever seen. Love the creativity.

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16 juill. 2022 à 17 h 33

Tjm220

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Rejoint: juill. 2020

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As far as silly posts go this is the kind I can appreciate.

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16 juill. 2022 à 17 h 49

squashmaple

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This is incredible. No notes. 10/10.

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16 juill. 2022 à 22 h 22

gretzkyghosts

Rejoint: avr. 2018

Messages: 5,352

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Quoting: kingjrb92

This is by FAR the best ACGM I've ever seen. Love the creativity.

Quoting: Tjm220

As far as silly posts go this is the kind I can appreciate.

Quoting: squashmaple

This is incredible. No notes. 10/10.

By far the best:
"The Flyers are not allowed to fire Torts as long as PLD is there"

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