EDM needs to add

You have to treat it as if you were offersheeting Matthews right, 4 firsts + McDavid and Toronto considers

Don’t like this for EDM, Matthews isn’t all that he’s cracked up to be. No one can ever find him, and when asked he’ll just say “I’m under the table” or something like that. Which leaves everyone else saying “under wear?” He’s a easy to make fun of and is always the butt of the joke. He loves playing Call of Duty because he can assassinate other players. Some people even call him a wearwolf because he’s always his craziest when there’s a full moon.

I will stop now.

*werewolf

Whoops

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS

More like where wolf bc he’s impossible to find when it actually matters