I'm going to assume you put the three Michigan boys together on the top line mostly for the lulz.

TB can't afford Bean they kero their lottery ticket. His 2.8 QO is more than TB can afford for a 5/6 defenseman right now

This is the problem with trying to get value for Bean. I don't think most people realize his QO is $2.8m which is way too much to pay a guy who is going to be bottom pairing on most teams in the league. Just wait until he hits UFA, assuming the Jackets don't extend a QO of course. The only way I see a team giving up something for Bean is if they work out a deal with him ahead of the trade, something like $1.8m for 2 or 3 years maybe.