This IS a rational roster construction. Everything here is realistic.

Roy will probably get more money and more term. Other than that seems completely realistic

If Matt Roy decides not to reup with the Kings and go to Free agency I see DET being his hopeful landing spot for sure. However Kings are going to have first shot at him and offer him somewhere around that contract so its going to be up to him weather or not he wants to stay.

I don't think you're joking, but I do think this roster is a joke. :\

To dump a contract for multiple seasons costs a 2nd.

I think that Seider bridge deal would end up being very painful in four years when DET is contending and he is wanting $12m+/yr. after four years of the cap going up.

Dubas likely signs Holl after Yzerman buys him out.