How does anyone hit submit on stuff like this? Your "offer" doesn't even come anywhere near paying for the retention the Blues are NEVER giving. And Parayko is not available. Like... why?

why would they ever retain that much for 7 years

Scrap it.

So because "Eklund" says Parayko is "available" it suddenly means he is? 🤭

Why would anyone believe that know nothing 🤡?

Then of course we get the lowball offers for him.

Next stage is saying how bad he is and that his best years are behind him.

His play will soon fall off a cliff.

Some Analytics moron will "prove" how awful his fancy stats are to justify why he's not worth very much in trade value.

Argue with Blues fans who've literally watched every game of Parayko's NHL career. 🙄

But then it's hey look at that!

Parayko is on your 1st defense pairing as we see in this very CFACGM! 🤭

Amazing! 🙄

That’s hilarious man, thanks for sharing!

In no way was I being humourous.

Unintentionally hilarious then!

Yeah. It's funny because it's true.

I’m glad you think so