Canes might want to add Ehlers, but it’s not going to be at the expense of Jarvis. Canes pass

That offer for Sanheim is borderline insulting

Mark Scheifele and Connor Hellebuyck aren't Manitoba boys so they can't be included. So they've to be traded.

If this were suddenly a league-wide MO, everyone outside of Montreal, Toronto, and Minnesota would probably be in trouble.

...and the US would try to annex Sweden and Finland.

dude this isn't really its just imaginatttttiooooon

Swear to god I was at the Vegas cup parade this summer. I was with a friend from Winnipeg who is a Jets fan. Walked by Mark Stone's bus and my buddy yelled "STONER!! IM FROM WINNIPEG! WE LOVE YOU." Mark stands up and yells "F**K WINNIPEG! WINNIPEG SUCKS!!." Thought you might like that story. Swear to god it happened. I couldn't stop laughing.