I stopped reading after the Jonathan Ericsson signing. 🤣

But Reaves is our best player. He adds two inches to all players while sitting on bench....

(Will ignore fact that Leafs have played much better in games where Reaves was not playing)

Will admit that overall it is not actually a bad lineup despite the pugnacity as main idea.

You need a trade for Binnington in St Louis.

Reaves is the best locker room DJ in the NHL.

He dominates Guitar Hero.

Lol not this again! Oh wait maybe the Sharks will decide to help take Reaves off our team with our amazing Reaves Guitar Hero Qualities.

What is happening

Reaves does sing a mean B52s song!

Love Shark!

Much better than Losing my Roster spot. 😁

Oh wait that's REM...🤔

I would personally say the leafs accept this but I can’t see them paying to dump Reaves, leafs still love him for some reason even though he’s barely an nhl player

I’ll let Wilson fight you after that offer

Make a new all star game where this team plays the all-rookie team

Because he adds two inches and is a guitar hero phenom.

Also he has bad knees. Of course we want him!

Forgot to add, the worse the knees get, then we can send him to Robidas Island where his guitar hero and inches adding totally help us. Just need to find a way for Reaves to admit he can no longer play hockey and needs surgery on his knees hmmmmm....

Am I dying? What did I just click on?