Even in a fantasy universe vlasic is still an unmoveable contract

Sadly true, most likely the Sharks would have to be paying a first for a team to even consider taking it. He is probably the perfect tank commander for the Sharks though.

Tank commander indeed. He actually has had a decent year though. No need to move him for at least another year.

I've also noticed that, he's definitely not as bad as he was last year or the year before. The sharks will probably end up keeping him for the rest of the contract as they aren't competing anytime soon with the roster they have. Its going to be fun watching them build and collect assets, excited for the future.

Boughner's system killed a lot of guys.

Fine value for Lorentz, just not a need in Washington with how many NHL-worthy forwards are buried in Hershey right now.

Go watch some Mukhamadullin highlights. He is pretty amazing. Make you feel a bit better.