Équipe: 2022-23 Jets de Winnipeg

Date de création initiale: 13 févr. 2023

Publié: 13 févr. 2023

Mode - plafond salarial: Basique

I wrote a rap of all the team names because it's fun.

I’m flying like the Jets after Thrashers go extinct
Islanders and Rangers aren’t really indistinct
Sharks tell the Ducks that they shouldn’t do drugs
I’m passing out Flyers like a Wild King Canuck
Lightning strikes like me with my Sabre
I’mma strike down on the Maple Leaf haters
Red Wings need re-Hab after the Panthers eat ‘em
Bruins belong within the Devil’s red heathen
This Blue Jacket Blackhawk will make ya see Stars
While the Hurricane is playing a funky Blues guitar
Golden Knights set the Oilers on Flames
Senators get all the Capital gains
A huge Avalanche is enough to crush ‘em
Coyotes are the Predators that I’ll be shushin’
A Penguin passes the puck that I slap in
But it never comes because of the Kraken

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