I appreciate you thinking I'm awesome...and if I can pull off these trades you suggest, I would tend to agree (except Jake to LA, we can do better than that). Now, I wouldn't suggest buying out Sven as that will cause a problematic cap hit for 21-22 which I'm going to need to sign the alien Swede and young Mr. Hughes. We'll just bury Sven in minors for this year and pretend he doesn't exist while he lights up the AHL for $3.367 million a year.

You'll be killed by Vancouver if you give up another 1st round pick! JT Miller is 10 times the asset that is OEL.

Cernak offer is smart. Tampa wont match that. They got 10 million available if they clear TJ and Killorn.

We can punt the Loui Erikkson contract that some idiot signed! It's worth it! Don't worry, I'll trade Jay Beagle and get a 1st rounder in return to replace it....

Cernak really isn't all that better than Stetcher.

lawl

You watch hockey with Pink Whitney often, eh

Your daughter matched on tinder with a friend of mine. Just thought you should know. Also, i like her instagram. Cool

Yah, I swiped right for her on that one. He'll like her.

It was you. Lol. He really had his hopes up. I wont tell him. You got some good genes there, Jim. I suppose his Whole Foods date could cost quite a pretty penny. Does she enjoy a good milkshake?

No, do you ever watch Cernak? Absolutely no physicality, poor decision making, and spazzy passes are things that stood out to me the many times I've watched him.

yeah MTL will keep his 3e in 2021 We don't want Benn again

thank you come again

It was a joke, first off. Try reading the room.

Cernak is a top4, agreed by most hockey people.
There’s a reason a lot of ACGMs offer sheet him here at 4.3 million for little compensation at a 2nd rounder.

Stecher looks to be closer to a run-of-the-mill third-pairing option. And he wasn’t even qualified. There’s such a thing as the flat cap as you so eloquently once told me, Pink Whitney kid
The only thing that is spazzy is your opinions.

Derek Forbort was once regarded as a top 4 defenseman, ever watch him? A lot of good players weren't qualified this off-season for some reason. Most notable Kahun and AA. Doesn't really mean anything since we don't know what the GMs reasoning is, it doesn't mean they aren't good players. Maybe they forgot like Dave Tallon did when he was fired from Chicago...

Hilarious. How someone can be unequivocally wrong and double down on a terrible take.

"Tampa’s Erik Cernak, the hulking 22-year-old Slovak defenceman who was fantastic for the Lightning this season." From Nuckmisconduct among many many others.
I wish we could post gifs to laugh at some of these people that don't have a ridiculous name after a girly drink