get to work lol

"McDavid down the halfboards, to McDavid McDavid walks in shoots oh but its wide and McDavid picks it up saucer passes it to McDavid for a onetimer and it goes right past the goalie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You can see Jim, McDavid is speeding right the defenseman there and McDavid just missed the net by a hair and you see some great body position in front of the net there y McDavid to pick up that puck and launch it right over to Connor McDavid for that beautiful one-timer"


"Goal scored by Connor McDavid assists by Connor McDavid and Connor McDavid. Time of the goal 13:46."

did the oilers play a game in china? I mean they are cloning babies over there???

China's 2036 Olympic team will have some oddly similar looking players.

Basically how an Oilers broadcast sounds already, mix in the odd Draisatl and that;s bang on!

*Draisaitl walks into the locker room

*all 20 Mcdavids look, confused

"Your not one of us"

Imagine if someone actually made 20 Conner McDavid clones and put them all on the team. Not only would they have great locker chemistry but that would be the best forward thinking team ever.