This is a joke right?

I hope so

All three of their agents thank you so much for calling, and invite you to fly them, their agents, their families, and their agents' families out for tours of Vancouver. They don't sign there, because these offers are each $3M short of what twenty other teams would pay each of them, but they correctly surmise from the offers that you've got a lot of weed around the office, which seems like a good enough reason to make a weekend of it.

Karlsson and Duchene grew up wearing Canuck Pajamas. This will totally happen