Cap Hell? LOL

You've low-balled a number of contracts. If the Oilers have a successful season this year (and I expect they will) then some of these guys will earn more money than you've allotted them. The RFA's are harder to predict, but all of the UFA signings are low, with Letestu and Stempniak taking pay cuts from their previous contracts. Not gonna happen. There will be plenty of UFA's the team can sign at lower cap hits, but these guys are all going to get more money than you've given here.

Also as side note, I read a Panthers beat writer say that the reason Demers nixed the trade to Vancouver was the tax situation. That means he'd probably refuse to go anywhere in Canada.

The only thing to LOL about is how bad these contracts are and how they would never happen in real life. Just face it like all good teams, the Oilers will have cap problems. Every team has cap problems.

LOL why the Sens would make that trade.

Where did you hide Slepyshev's body?
Did you just trade for Demers, he of potential buyout status?
In what world does Letestu sign for $900K?

the world at which he gets 3 years at 35 years old.

Slepyshev was traded..?

Demers is good.