Laffy

Josh Freaking Anderson isn't returning no 1st round pick.

Boston can't afford to take on Allen and Dvorak with their slim cap.

Erik Karlsson doesn't waive or one of the worst teams in hockey, Plus that lame offer isn't getting $16,000,000 retained on him either.

Wow this is all over the place. No, Anderson doesn't get you a first. No, Boston doesn't trade their goalie of the future to their archrival while taking on 9M in cap during their cap crunch. No, Karlsson doesn't waive for Montreal, nor does San Jose do that trade. So I don't quite think you're getting Laf.

EK65 won't waive for a non-contending team. He also won't play on the same team as Hoffman. Gallagher eats up too much of the Shark's cap savings at $6.5M x 4 years. If it was only two years that might work. If EK65 would go to Montreal you could consider keeping Gallagher and sending the Sharks Hoffman and Armia as alternative cap dumps. Hmm. Maybe I'll submit my own mock trade.

Seattle declines. There's no need for them to give up a high pick for a player that's going to be bottom six on their wing pairings. They also don't have the cap space to operate a move like that.

Dear Montreal Fans,

We don't want Dvorak or Allen, so please stop trying to trade them to us. We also have zero interest in trading our young stud goalie for these scraps you offer. Lastly we haven't traded with Montreal in over 20yrs and that isn't changing.

Sincerely,

-Boston Fans