Make it Mercer instead of Casey or if Conroy likes Casey (I don't) Mercer instead of Holtz.

A woman walks into a grocery, and asks for broccoli. The grocer tells her, "I'm sorry, we're out of broccoli. Can I help you with something else?" The woman. pauses, and says "ok, can I have some broccoli?" The grocer again tells her he can't sell her broccoli because they are all out. This goes back and forth a few more times. Finally, in exasperation, the grocer asks the woman, "Can you spell strawberry with an S?" She replies, "Sure. S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y." The grocer says, "Good. Can you spell cucumber with a C?" "Yes! C-U-C-U-M-B-E-R." He then says, "That's right. How about spelling broccoli with an F?" The woman paused, and said "But there's no F in broccoli, sir." The grocer smiled at her and said, "That's what I've been trying to tell you."

And there's no f-'in Dawson Mercer on the trade table.

NJ GM has made Mercer untouchable.

You got it all backwards. Calgary isn't buying Mercer, NJ wants to buy Markstrom and Mercer + is the price. Calgary has told NJ it's going to cost them Mercer and NJ keeps saying but I only want to pay Holtz.