I can't really see how that makes sense for Washington.

I'd imagine the Caps would immediately say no to taking on Campbell's contract and dealing Dowd+Kuemper for what will almost certainly be 2 late first rounders.

Physically disgusted this is even suggested

Caps stink and should be taking on bad deals for assets, but they won’t.

Also, if the Oilers were to move Campbell, which by god they need to, they should get a much cheaper option than Kuemper to split with Skinner and utilize the cap space elsewhere. IMO.