Wow!! You've managed to acquire William Nylander and Mikhail Sergachev and made the team much, much worse!

You've traded away our best RhD in order to replace him with Sergachev, traded away our best two-way top-2 RW to replace him with Melker Karlsson, of all people, traded away five of our perfectly fine depth players in return for some monkey-point draft picks, acquired two guys (Dotchin and Welinski) we gave up on long ago, acquired two guys we don't need (Raffl and Stewart), unnecessarily traded Ryan Kesler's contract, and acquired the worst contract in the NHL for nothing in return.

I've never seen so many bad ideas in one place before.

Did you not get the gist of “For Fun”

I guess I'm just one of those old farts who can't see the value of spending time making bad trades, to say nothing of spending other people's time misleading them into reading them. I guess now that I'm closer to the end of my life than the beginning, I just don't have that kind of spare time.