You're off on most of these trades.

Washington won't give you Holtby when they still have a window to compete, and especially not for that woeful package.

Debrincat is pretty much off limits for anyone.

The leafs don't need a questionable forward prospect, especially not at the cost of an NHL proven d-man.

Columbus won't give you the most underrated d-man in the league for a bunch of question marks.

Montreal isn't giving you a second rounder for an overpaid goalie and a 7th d-man

Jarmo says hell no and hangs up.

If they offered that much and Kekalainen didn't at least counter offer then he should be taken out behind the shed and shot. That's a lot to hang up on...

It's Seth Jones. There's only one player from Edmonton we'd even consider and he's not available. It doesn't matter how many second-tier pieces you offer; the right payment is required, not overpayment.

Who's we? Jarmo? Is that you?

LoL

He's a franchise player. The Jackets have zero reason to give up a franchise player without getting a franchise player back.

I hang the phone up faster than Detroit fell from grace.

Detroit =11 Columbus=0 you lose.

That's fine. We'll still have Werenski.