You might loathe me for letting Bunting, O’Reilly, Acciari and Schenn go
But I’m the architect, nay the foreman, foreseeing something more retro
That’s why I signed Ryan Reaves to these Toronto Maple Leafs
So that our toughness isn’t something fictional or make-believe
As for Klingberg, well I can sing ‘Hurt,’ but I’m no Johnny Cash
I gave him too much of the stash, though I will earn my own pass
I’ll get Sammy his new deal, and toss Murray on LTIR, it’s tough
But Ilya will ya take this four-by-four and be sturdy enough?
Cuff those hellish haters, I’ll reel in some more players for the core four
Zach is back, and I’ll get Patty Kane while he’s knocking on heaven’s door
He’ll be bunking with Matt Murray on LTIR for a while
But when he’s healthy, sheltered minutes will be his style
Smile now, I got Yamamoto at a discount price
And if he and Kane don’t work we can bury it nice
Plus I got us Suter, a stable suitor for the third line
If now you think that I’m so garbage or a turd, fine