Équipe: 2023-24 Sharks de San Jose

Date de création initiale: 27 juin 2023

Publié: 28 juin 2023

Mode - plafond salarial: Basique

This is Eminem’s Without Me rewritten to interpret the vision of Mike Grier pre-draft.

Mike Grier, real name, no gimmicks

Two picks in the first round to the outside
To the outside, to the outside
Two picks in the first round to the outside
To the outside, to the outside

Guess who's back? Back again
Mikey's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See Karlsson no more; they want Marner, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Marner, this what I'll give ya
A little bit of Karlsson plus some picks down the sh*tter
Barabanov’s been bitten by the same trade, fans bicker
Quicker than a quip from the mouth of the man John Ritter
Better tell Brad when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the phone while he's operating (Hey!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause I'm baited by no player who’s overrated
I know that you got a job, Treliving
But your tree living among the Leafs is complicating
So the CBA won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They tried to shut me down on live TV
But it feels so empty without me, so
Come on and trip, sum up the cap hit
F*ck that, done with the sh*t and all of the bad bits, now get ready
'Cause this sh*t's about to get hairy
I just settled all my lineup, **** you, Gary!

Now this looks like a trade for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a trade for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me


Give me a “hell yes,” before feeling rebellious
Reeling in the feeling that my trades are swell, yes
They start feeling like Capitals, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "Sandin!"
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, polluting our need for Michkov
So just let me pitch off and hit
In the fact that I got the eighth pick, a second and Sandin
Can’t find water, no ‘can’t’ in canteen
Though you to see so damn much of my ranting—you mad at me?
Well, I'm back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
I’m Batman intact an’ rattlin’ in my zoot suit boots
Root for the moot point that settles in your joints
The center of attention, the hurdles of Hertl, the top-line centre
The best thing since Jeremy Renner, a hawk’s eye view through the winner
Sinner, "Your forgiveness, please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents; my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a trade for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a trade for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

A risk it on draft picks, I'll trade Marc-Edouard Vlasic
Anybody who's talkin’ ‘bout "This sh*t, that sh*t"
Mason Beaupit, you can get your toe kicked
Worse than them little Arizona ****s
And Strauss? You can get crashed by Crouse
You useless goalies on reserve, get outta my house
You’re like louse; don’t know when to pounce
It's over, nobody likes the Coyotes
But no one expects for you to know these
Insults like they result in something helpful
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Crosby turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the sh*t just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene (Yeah)
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Gary Bettman
To capsize cap regulations, it’s unsettlin’
And use it to get myself pet, man (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white GM’s emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'd be so empty without me

Now this looks like a trade for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a trade for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me


Hum, dei-dei, la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hum, dei-dei, la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Kids!

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