This is a parody of Fat by Weird Al (which is a parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) that elicits the kind of trades that Tampa Bay would make if their judgement was wack.
Your return, it’s better than mine
Just watch my team blow up in time
The word is out, I lost my Point
'Cause I needed room to have some coin
Trade out, trade out
Trade out Steven Stamkos, all right
Hedman’s gone, and Colton too
I included them with Pat Maroon
I’ll trade Erik Cernak for Justin Holl
Have yourself Kuch, I’d rather injured Hall
Well, I wanted someone past their prime
It’ll make me look real sick
When I go to pull the trigger on it
I’ll give up fourteen picks
Because I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, come on (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, you know it (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, come on, you know (really really wack)
Don't you call me stupid, idiotic or shat
Just now tell me once again who's wack?
When I package Paul and Perry
I make sure my return is scary
But if I include Brandon Hagel
I'm sure to get the best bagels
If I trade out Mikhail Sergachev
I'm sure to get the worst service yet
When you need to trade Cirelli
I'm adding in Jeannot
Then if you include Alex Killorn
Just how could they say “No”
Because I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, come on (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, you know it (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, you know it, you know (really really wack)
And my trades have optics worse than Stevie Wonder
You can wonder once again, who’s wack?
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty waste
If I offer you the rest of my team
Then let us reach last place
Because I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, come on (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, you know it (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, you know it, you know (really really wack)
When I trade my whole roster
I really trade my whole roster
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, come on (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, you know it, you know it (really really wack)
You know, you know (wack wack)
You know, come on (really really wack)
And you know all by myself I'm so wack
Let me tell you once again
You know I'm huge (wack)
I'm wack, you know it (really really wack)
You know I'm wack, you know (really really wack)
You know I'm wack (wack)
I'm wack, you know it (really really wack)
And the whole world knows I'm wack and I'm weird
Just tell me once again who's wack?
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