If this is a joke, I apologize for taking it seriously... BUT WHY??? First off, you won't be able to trade Perry and Getzlaf with their NMCs, but why would you downgrade? Even with their age, I'd still rather have them. Also, Bernier is not getting a raise, and Eaves will probably demand more. You shouldn't scratch Manson over Bieksa any day, and you never break up the Kesler line. Props for finagling the expansion draft though,