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Créé par: bluspy88

Équipe: 2022-23 Équipe personnalisée

Date de création initiale: 1 nov. 2022

Publié: 1 nov. 2022

Mode - plafond salarial: Basique

Description

This is not to mock these players but enjoy the fun in pronouncing their names or coincidences of their names! We all love a Radek Bonk or Bates Battaglia. I chose these for a bunch of reaons such as: they are very long, they sound like a crude joke or are used in crude jokes (Mike Hardman, Sergei "Boobtitsky", "Horny"), they are fun to pronounce, they sound awesome (Calle Clang), or they have funny nicknames about their name (Bob, Zucc, Ghostbear), two first names (Nicholas Paul), alliterations, etc.

Again I am NOT mocking any of them or their ancestry, I just really like all these players names for various reasons!

Gotta have the Jack Huges/Jack Quinn/Quinn Hughes thing up here along with the dueling Ahos.

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TAILLE DE LA FORMATION	PLAFOND SALARIAL	CAP HIT	EXCÉDENTS	BONIS	ESPACE SOUS LE PLAFOND SALARIAL
85	999 999 999 $	228 534 417 $	0 $	9 435 000 $	771 465 582 $

Ailier gauche	Centre	Ailier droit
Jonsson-Fjällby, Axel 750 000 $750 000 $ AG UFA - 1	Hughes, Jack 8 000 000 $8 000 000 $ C UFA - 8	Quinn, Jack 863 333 $863 333 $ (850 000 $$850K) AD, AG RFA - 3
Athanasiou, Andreas 3 000 000 $3 000 000 $ AG, AD UFA - 1	Toninato, Dominic 750 000 $750 000 $ C, AG UFA - 1	Zuccarello, Mats 6 000 000 $6 000 000 $ AD, AG M-NTC, NMC UFA - 2
DeBrincat, Alex 6 400 000 $6 400 000 $ AG, AD UFA - 1	Zibanejad, Mika 8 500 000 $8 500 000 $ C NMC UFA - 8	Yamamoto, Kailer 3 100 000 $3 100 000 $ AD RFA - 2
Hardman, Mike 800 000 $800 000 $ AG, AD UFA - 2	Aho, Sebastian 8 460 250 $8 460 250 $ C UFA - 2	Appleton, Mason 2 166 667 $2 166 667 $ AD UFA - 3
Höglander, Nils 891 667 $891 667 $ (300 000 $$300K) AG, AD RFA - 1	Anderson-Dolan, Jaret 750 000 $750 000 $ C, AG, AD RFA - 1	Barabanov, Alexander 2 500 000 $2 500 000 $ AD, AG M-NTC UFA - 2
Luostarinen, Eetu 1 500 000 $1 500 000 $ AG, C UFA - 2	Der-Arguchintsev, Semyon 766 667 $766 667 $ C RFA - 1	Bjorkstrand, Oliver 5 400 000 $5 400 000 $ AD, AG M-NTC UFA - 4
MacEachern, Mackenzie 750 000 $750 000 $ AG, AD UFA - 1	Girgensons, Zemgus 2 200 000 $2 200 000 $ AG, C UFA - 1	Clutterbuck, Cal 1 750 000 $1 750 000 $ AD UFA - 2
Mangiapane, Andrew 5 800 000 $5 800 000 $ AD, AG UFA - 3	Heponiemi, Aleksi 750 000 $750 000 $ AG, C RFA - 1	Dadonov, Evgeni 2 500 000 $2 500 000 $ AD, AG M-NTC UFA - 1
Marchment, Mason 4 500 000 $4 500 000 $ AG, AD NMC UFA - 4	Järnkrok, Calle 2 100 000 $2 100 000 $ AD, C, AG M-NTC UFA - 4	Entwistle, Mackenzie 800 000 $800 000 $ AG, C RFA - 2
McMichael, Connor 863 333 $863 333 $ AG, C RFA - 2	Kadri, Nazem 7 000 000 $7 000 000 $ C NMC UFA - 7	Frk, Martin 750 000 $750 000 $ AD UFA - 1
Niederreiter, Nino 4 000 000 $4 000 000 $ AG, AD UFA - 2	Kotkaniemi, Jesperi 4 820 000 $4 820 000 $ C UFA - 8	Hörnqvist, Patric 5 300 000 $5 300 000 $ AD M-NTC UFA - 1
Podkolzin, Vasily 925 000 $925 000 $ (850 000 $$850K) AD, AG RFA - 2	McTavish, Mason 894 167 $894 167 $ (2 500 000 $$2M) C, AG RFA - 3	Kakko, Kaapo 2 100 000 $2 100 000 $ AD RFA - 2
Sharangovich, Yegor 2 000 000 $2 000 000 $ C, AG, AD UFA - 1	Paul, Nicholas 3 150 000 $3 150 000 $ C, AG NTC UFA - 7	Kolesar, Keegan 1 400 000 $1 400 000 $ AD UFA - 3
Slafkovsky, Juraj 950 000 $950 000 $ (3 500 000 $$4M) AD, AG RFA - 3	Sundqvist, Oskar 2 750 000 $2 750 000 $ AD, C UFA - 1	Kuhlman, Karson 825 000 $825 000 $ AD UFA - 1
Zohorna, Radim 750 000 $750 000 $ AG, AD UFA - 1	Zetterlund, Fabian 750 000 $750 000 $ AD RFA - 1	Maenalanen, Saku 750 000 $750 000 $ AD, AG UFA - 1
Zucker, Jason 5 500 000 $5 500 000 $ AG, AD M-NTC UFA - 1		Giroux, Claude 6 500 000 $6 500 000 $ AD, C NMC UFA - 3
		Namestnikov, Vladislav 1 250 000 $1 250 000 $ AG, AD, C M-NTC UFA - 1
		Okposo, Kyle 6 000 000 $6 000 000 $ AD M-NTC UFA - 1
		Puljujärvi, Jesse 3 000 000 $3 000 000 $ AD UFA - 1
		Silfverberg, Jakob 5 250 000 $5 250 000 $ AD, AG M-NTC UFA - 2
		Teräväinen, Teuvo 5 400 000 $5 400 000 $ AG, AD M-NTC UFA - 2
		Wahlstrom, Oliver 894 167 $894 167 $ (537 500 $$538K) AD RFA - 1
		Peterka, John-Jason 855 833 $855 833 $ (82 500 $$82K) AG, AD RFA - 3

Défenseur gaucher	Défenseur droitier	Gardien de but
	Mukhamadullin, Shakir 894 167 $894 167 $ (400 000 $$400K) DG RFA - 3	Bobrovsky, Sergei 10 000 000 $10 000 000 $ G NMC UFA - 4
Gostisbehere, Shayne 4 500 000 $4 500 000 $ DG/DD UFA - 1	Zub, Artem 2 500 000 $2 500 000 $ DD UFA - 1	Clang, Calle 878 333 $878 333 $ (82 500 $$82K) G RFA - 3
Hughes, Quinn 7 850 000 $7 850 000 $ DG UFA - 5	Goligoski, Alex 2 000 000 $2 000 000 $ DG/DD NMC UFA - 2	Hellberg, Magnus 750 000 $750 000 $ G UFA - 1
Aho, Sebastian 825 000 $825 000 $ DG UFA - 2	Hakanpää, Jani 1 500 000 $1 500 000 $ DD UFA - 2	Kähkönen, Kaapo 2 750 000 $2 750 000 $ G UFA - 2
Borowiecki, Mark 900 000 $900 000 $ DG UFA - 1	Hronek, Filip 4 400 000 $4 400 000 $ DD RFA - 2	Khudobin, Anton 3 333 333 $3 333 333 $ G UFA - 1
Grzelcyk, Matt 3 687 500 $3 687 500 $ DG UFA - 2	Pysyk, Mark 850 000 $850 000 $ DD UFA - 1	Luukkonen, Ukko-Pekka 837 500 $837 500 $ G RFA - 2
Knyzhov, Nikolai 850 000 $850 000 $ DG/DD UFA - 1	Ristolainen, Rasmus 5 100 000 $5 100 000 $ DD UFA - 5	Mann, Strauss 842 500 $842 500 $ (82 500 $$82K) G UFA - 1
Liljegren, Timothy 1 400 000 $1 400 000 $ DD RFA - 2	Ruhwedel, Chad 800 000 $800 000 $ DD UFA - 2	Saros, Juuse 5 000 000 $5 000 000 $ G UFA - 3
MacDermid, Kurtis 987 500 $987 500 $ DG/DD, AG UFA - 2		Tokarski, Dustin 775 000 $775 000 $ G UFA - 1
Niemeläinen, Markus 762 500 $762 500 $ DG UFA - 2
Nutivaara, Markus 1 500 000 $1 500 000 $ (250 000 $$250K) DG/DD UFA - 1
Vaakanainen, Urho 850 000 $850 000 $ DG/DD RFA - 2
Weegar, MacKenzie 3 250 000 $3 250 000 $ DG/DD UFA - 1
Xhekaj, Arber 828 333 $828 333 $ DG/DD RFA - 2
Zamula, Yegor 756 667 $756 667 $ DG/DD RFA - 1

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ATTAQUANTS (54)
Ailier droit: Jack Quinn (863 333 $) - Mats Zuccarello (6 000 000 $) - Kailer Yamamoto (3 100 000 $) - Mason Appleton (2 166 667 $) - Alexander Barabanov (2 500 000 $) - Oliver Bjorkstrand (5 400 000 $) - Cal Clutterbuck (1 750 000 $) - Evgeni Dadonov (2 500 000 $) - Mackenzie Entwistle (800 000 $) - Martin Frk (750 000 $) - Patric Hörnqvist (5 300 000 $) - Kaapo Kakko (2 100 000 $) - Keegan Kolesar (1 400 000 $) - Karson Kuhlman (825 000 $) - Saku Maenalanen (750 000 $) - Claude Giroux (6 500 000 $) - Vladislav Namestnikov (1 250 000 $) - Kyle Okposo (6 000 000 $) - Jesse Puljujärvi (3 000 000 $) - Jakob Silfverberg (5 250 000 $) - Teuvo Teräväinen (5 400 000 $) - Oliver Wahlstrom (894 167 $) - John-Jason Peterka (855 833 $)
Centre: Jack Hughes (8 000 000 $) - Dominic Toninato (750 000 $) - Mika Zibanejad (8 500 000 $) - Sebastian Aho (8 460 250 $) - Jaret Anderson-Dolan (750 000 $) - Semyon Der-Arguchintsev (766 667 $) - Zemgus Girgensons (2 200 000 $) - Aleksi Heponiemi (750 000 $) - Calle Järnkrok (2 100 000 $) - Nazem Kadri (7 000 000 $) - Jesperi Kotkaniemi (4 820 000 $) - Mason McTavish (894 167 $) - Nicholas Paul (3 150 000 $) - Oskar Sundqvist (2 750 000 $) - Fabian Zetterlund (750 000 $)
Ailier gauche: Axel Jonsson-Fjällby (750 000 $) - Andreas Athanasiou (3 000 000 $) - Alex DeBrincat (6 400 000 $) - Mike Hardman (800 000 $) - Nils Höglander (891 667 $) - Eetu Luostarinen (1 500 000 $) - Mackenzie MacEachern (750 000 $) - Andrew Mangiapane (5 800 000 $) - Mason Marchment (4 500 000 $) - Connor McMichael (863 333 $) - Nino Niederreiter (4 000 000 $) - Vasily Podkolzin (925 000 $) - Yegor Sharangovich (2 000 000 $) - Juraj Slafkovsky (950 000 $) - Radim Zohorna (750 000 $) - Jason Zucker (5 500 000 $)

DÉFENSEUR (23)
Droite: Shakir Mukhamadullin (894 167 $) - Artem Zub (2 500 000 $) - Alex Goligoski (2 000 000 $) - Jani Hakanpää (1 500 000 $) - Filip Hronek (4 400 000 $) - Mark Pysyk (850 000 $) - Rasmus Ristolainen (5 100 000 $) - Chad Ruhwedel (800 000 $)
Gauche: Shayne Gostisbehere (4 500 000 $) - Quinn Hughes (7 850 000 $) - Sebastian Aho (825 000 $) - Mark Borowiecki (900 000 $) - Matt Grzelcyk (3 687 500 $) - Nikolai Knyzhov (850 000 $) - Timothy Liljegren (1 400 000 $) - Kurtis MacDermid (987 500 $) - Markus Niemeläinen (762 500 $) - Markus Nutivaara (1 500 000 $) - Urho Vaakanainen (850 000 $) - MacKenzie Weegar (3 250 000 $) - Arber Xhekaj (828 333 $) - Yegor Zamula (756 667 $)

GARDIEN DE BUT (9)
Sergei Bobrovsky (10 000 000 $) - Calle Clang (878 333 $) - Magnus Hellberg (750 000 $) - Kaapo Kähkönen (2 750 000 $) - Anton Khudobin (3 333 333 $) - Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen (837 500 $) - Strauss Mann (842 500 $) - Juuse Saros (5 000 000 $) - Dustin Tokarski (775 000 $)

DÉTAILS
Taille de la formation: 85
Plafond salarial: 999 999 999 $
Cap hit: 228 534 417 $
Espace sous le plafond: 771 465 582 $

1 nov. 2022 à 17 h 47

dickie_boon

yotes own canada

Rejoint: juill. 2021

Messages: 2,101

Mentions "j'aime": 746

calle clang and john jason peterka are the greatest names of all time

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1 nov. 2022 à 17 h 48

bluspy88

Démarrer sujet

Rejoint: sept. 2020

Messages: 980

Mentions "j'aime": 286

Quoting: dickie_boon

calle clang and john jason peterka are the greatest names of all time

I forgot Peterka!!! Good one.

dickie_boon a aimé ceci.

1 nov. 2022 à 17 h 52

MoreHitzSeider

Seiders on the Storm

Rejoint: mai 2020

Messages: 9,890

Mentions "j'aime": 7,764

Rocco Grimaldi

Hakan Loob

Reijo Ruotsalainen

Rick Vaaaaaaiiiiiiivvvvveeee

And the greatest of them all...

ZARLEY ZALAPSKI

Nuff said!

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1 nov. 2022 à 17 h 55

habitantlecolon

Le patriote

Rejoint: déc. 2018

Messages: 6,331

Mentions "j'aime": 1,402

Quoting: MoreHitzSeider

Rocco Grimaldi

Hakan Loob

Reijo Ruotsalainen

Rick Vaaaaaaiiiiiiivvvvveeee

And the greatest of them all...

ZARLEY ZALAPSKI

Nuff said!

no more Mike Waiver (Weaver)
Je rage, Slap en ski!

1 nov. 2022 à 17 h 59

bluspy88

Démarrer sujet

Rejoint: sept. 2020

Messages: 980

Mentions "j'aime": 286

Quoting: MoreHitzSeider

Rocco Grimaldi

Hakan Loob

Reijo Ruotsalainen

Rick Vaaaaaaiiiiiiivvvvveeee

And the greatest of them all...

ZARLEY ZALAPSKI

Nuff said!

Oo I should do an all time one, Loob and Zalapski are great ones

1 nov. 2022 à 18 h 4

MoreHitzSeider

Seiders on the Storm

Rejoint: mai 2020

Messages: 9,890

Mentions "j'aime": 7,764

Quoting: bluspy88

Oo I should do an all time one, Loob and Zalapski are great ones

That would be legendary! Wilf Paiment! Ilkka Sinisalo!

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1 nov. 2022 à 18 h 8

MoreHitzSeider

Seiders on the Storm

Rejoint: mai 2020

Messages: 9,890

Mentions "j'aime": 7,764

Quoting: habitantlecolon

no more Mike Waiver (Weaver)
Je rage, Slap en ski!

Mike "Dream" Weaver!

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1 nov. 2022 à 18 h 10

MoreHitzSeider

Seiders on the Storm

Rejoint: mai 2020

Messages: 9,890

Mentions "j'aime": 7,764

The name "Miles Wood" always makes me laugh. 😁

habitantlecolon a aimé ceci.

1 nov. 2022 à 18 h 57

NorthernLeafsFan05

Amirov Forever

Rejoint: mars 2022

Messages: 6,521

Mentions "j'aime": 6,016

No Yanni Gourde?

1 nov. 2022 à 19 h 2

#10

GMBL

Rejoint: mai 2022

Messages: 8,566

Mentions "j'aime": 3,319

There are like 2 or 3 prospects that have names that seem fake, I think on Calgary, not sure but someone made an ACGM with them signed and I thought they weren't real players.

1 nov. 2022 à 19 h 29

#11

NHLfan10506

Rejoint: mai 2019

Messages: 39,990

Mentions "j'aime": 18,314

Maybe my favorite: Ivan Ivan

2 nov. 2022 à 1 h 7

#12

Skyraider112

Sabres are elite

Rejoint: juin 2017

Messages: 7,989

Mentions "j'aime": 3,304

May I interest you in a few Sabres reserve list players?

- William von Barnekow Løfberg
- Joel Ratkovic Berndtsson
- William Worge Kreu (former reserve lister)
- Linus Lindstrand Cronholm (former reserve lister)

Those are some good names

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