Équipe: 2022-23 Canadiens de Montréal

Date de création initiale: 31 oct. 2022

Publié: 31 oct. 2022

Mode - plafond salarial: Basique

were winning. we shouldnt be winning. in fact this team might be designed to lose (see defence). nontheless we are winning. the facts remain; jake allen will do eveything in his power to kill this tank, 1422 are too good to lie down anymore, we need to be actively bad to counteract our youth instead of holding them back and hampering their development. the vets seem to have this down pat (savard) nontheless when we get healthy (matheson, eddy) we will be a mid-20s team if this level of play continues. yes the defensive metrics (shockingly) say otherwise, but we are prey to a malevolent and evil god, and the powers that be will do eveyrthing to stop us from getting what we want (matvei michkov at 7th overall bc hes under contract in the K until 2027). what is the answer to this? clean house. you thought petry chairot toffoli lehkonen were big losses last year? in hindsight they really werent seeing as three of them have been straight up bad since losing (lehky the saviour and my beloved remains elite) but this year will make that seem like childs play. say goodbye to every half decent peice over 27 years old beause we are designing this team to be cheap, young, bad, and most importantly, exciting.

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