Sharks aren’t moving their starter moving forward for that terrible offer

As stated, it's mostly a gimmick post. I try to make fair offers even in the ones that are mostly a gag, but just lack the assets this time. The Ilyas part is legit, the Kaapos part is not realistic. Probably should have included that in the description.

Compher is probably worth that, even as a rental, but no rebuilding team like Anaheim should be buying rentals.

I needed the Colorado second to make the offer sheet work. I don't think the Ducks should go after Compher. I think the trade is fair though, and perhaps they re-sign him. Again though, it was Anaheim or bust since I needed the Avs pick back.

Fair enough!

And creative!

I figure not all of then have to be totally realistic. I try not to post awful valuations but also stray from realism in the name of fun from time to time.

Rangers easily match

You would need to add the 2023 first to get Kap imo