You traded the two most valuable pieces of the franchise for dirt.

As a Leaf fan, I can't wait for this Bruin team to play again in the Northern Division against the Leafs.

is this a troll?

Exactly! The return for Norris caliber defenseman John Moore should be multiple firsts on top of Johan Larsson.

I have tweaked the trades but it's written in the title FOR FUN. Obviously in real life you wouldn't trade Pasta, it would be ****ing dumb

This is a no from Minnesota. Charlie Coyle is overrated, not a complete C, & with his contract, Minnesota says no. Charlie Coyle has less points than Greenway this year, & is a -3. So absolutely not from Minnesota. . Greenway has more points in less games, & cheaper.

Greenway is leading wild in points, & is a plus. There is a reason wild GM didn't trade Greenway, & rewarded him with new contract but still a cheap one. Menell has been a stud in Rissia, & wild management/ Fans are looking forward to his season ending, & coming back to Minnesota.

Boston is going to have to pay a team to take on Coyle. Joel Erickson ek has more goals, & assists than Coyle in less games this year.

Except they won't because they don't plan on trading him lol. He's having a down year, but good for around 40pt a year and can play in all situations. Doesn't help either that both wings for him have been rotating in and out while Boston tries to get the 2nd line going.

The simple fact is Minnesota fans know who and what Coyle is already. You can't BS us into thinking he's a 1C, because he's not and never will be, he's a high-end 3C who can't hack it in a top six role.

If he could, he probably never would have been dealt to Boston by Minnesota in the first place. Especially if he had ever consistently used that big frame of his to throw people around and was the puck possession monster he continuously flirted he could become to us.

It never happened, and finally found success with Boston because they left him where he belongs, on the 3rd line as it's center. He needs consistency and for stuff to not be moved around in order to be effective, which is why he's struggling right now.

Greenway up until this year looked to be Charlie Coyle 2.0, minus being a center bit, as he showed the same tendencies as Chucky almost to the tee. Except, Guerin chewed him an absolute new one last year after the play-ins and to his credit has been a different player so far this year. Message sent, message received. He came into camp having lost weight, but added muscle, and just plain looks like a different player out there. He has turned into what Wild fans hoped both he and Coyle would become.

There isn't a chance in hell we take Coyle back, let alone for what you're asking, intended fun or not, Coyle doesn't hold that much value.

For the record, Joel Eriksson-Ek makes a better 1C then Coyle would. 🙄

Ya man. We get the concept. But if you’re going to trade pastrnak, maybe trade him for something? If you’re going to trade mcavoy, maybe get more than two cap dumps a 1st and some random prospect. That’s the issue here. You’re trading the teams top assets for garbage. The mcavoy trade is probably the worst in terms of value. The pastrnak one is also just....you’re not getting anything! Then you’ve got debrusk, Carlo, and marchand for a bad contract, a toxic contract, a fringe second line center, and an okay winger. See the issue? It’s not with the concept. It’s with the execution.

Edit: ahhhh you’re a habs fan. I think i get it now.

I was gonna say "I get that you are making it for fun, so I dont care about the validity of the trades", but they are so off that I have to comment on that too
The Pasta trade isnt Terrible, but bruins could get more ... so whatever
But the Bergy, Coyle, and McAvoy deals are nothing short of insulting, and the Debrusk/Carlo/Marchy idea is probably the most lopsided trade I have ever seen on this website ever

Now the only comment I was going to add before I saw how bad the trades were was that Chelarik isnt signing with the bruins cuz he doesnt like them anymore.

But lets go back to the trades. Those are bad man. This is bad

Again, I get that its "for fun" so im not gonna argue against you trading away our best players, im not an asshole lol.... BUT at least make it decently realistic

I don’t think they plan on moving him....he’s been really successful in boston.

Quite a long rant for something I never said haha. Ask anyone whose had a deep talk with me about Coyle and they'll tell you I think he's a great #3C but not a even a #2C on a cup contender.

This also isn't my ACGM, so I'm asking for nothing, but hey go off lol

How to ruin the Bruins 101....very nice

relax dude, that is probably the most fair trade in this post

Eh.. I just quoted your comment because it was convenient. The rant was directed more at the OG poster.

You're all good in my book, sorry about that. 😅

No it's not. Coyle isn't good. Greenway has become way better than Coyle.

I honestly thought I made good trades but thanks for the insight, I'm not the biggest Bruins follower. Honestly thought Coyle was better than that. But I would like to at least defend 2 trades.

First the Bergeron trade is fair in my book, cause Bergeron is a rental, he could always sign back with you if he wants next year. But since he's a rental you can't ask for 3 1st and 5 high end prospect. You still get a 1st and 2 very good prospect and one who's NHL ready. Yes it's underwhelming but he's a rental, you can't ask for a team's entire future.

The Rangers trade, you're getting 2 1st, Buchnevich and Chytil who can replace Debrusk and half a Marchand, and 2 dmen with natural talent to replace Carlo, and if they go back to what we know they're capable of, this trade would honestly be a win for the Bruins in my book. It's the biggest gamble but if it works out, this would be a total fleecing I think.

Obviously this would be heartbreaking but in the end this team gets younger with a lot of guys who could thrive in a bigger role, a bit like the Golden Knights had when they came into the league, and you're getting a way better prospect pool.

ok yes the trade isnt fair, my point was to look at how ridiculous the other trades are