First NY Then LA
Rejoint: jun 2018
Mentions "j'aime": 8,812
The star actor with a heart condition is emoting at the end of the first act. As his performance reaches its peak, he clutches at his chest and dies, and the curtain comes down. The audience is shocked into silence.
The stage manager steps out from behind the curtain and says, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that tonight's performance is over. Our star has been extinguished and he has gone to the heavens.
From the balcony comes an elderly woman's voice: Give him an enema!
The stage manager says, Madame, you don't understand, we cannot go on, our star is no longer with us.
"Give him an enema!" she repeats.
The stage manager says, "Madame, our star is dead. Giving him an enema cannot possibly help."
The old lady says, "Couldn't hurt!"